Taxation

[jamesmark]

At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to

audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he

turned to the Rabbi and said: 'I notice you buy a lot of candles.

What do you do with the candle drippings?'

 

'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them

back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a

free box of candles.'

 

'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual

question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious

way: 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with

the crumbs?'

 

'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was

trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them

and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.

 

'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could

fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do

you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you

perform?'

 

'Here, too, we do not waste', answered the Rabbi.

'What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax

Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick.'

[AndyT]

Seen it before but stick funny.

[Sted]

[Guest Killer Heels]

 

Worked with a few and that sums most of them up

Kx

[neil tt]

Still loving that:D

[jefferson]

- not heard before - quality