Jake Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About two hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said," About three hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half." The guy left. The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor. Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back. "A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said, "Over to your house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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bigcol Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 mmmm not bad:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 mmmm not bad:( Awaits your contribution. Good one Jake. You missed a couple of " and also an extra ". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 I like it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Awaits your contribution. Good one Jake. You missed a couple of " and also an extra ". The perils of copy'n'paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Thanks a good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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