hoff Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems okay but after a while she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again, she seems okay but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning. Later, the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" they ask. "It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted November 8, 2007 Share Posted November 8, 2007 :rlol: MINT!!!! love the punch line!!! nice one mate Lxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 Great gag!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted November 9, 2007 Share Posted November 9, 2007 hahaha, wasnt expecting that. Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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