Blackie Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I went to a concert in london on friday night and was down on front standing. I knew this was going to be a two hour gig and half way through i realized i was busting for a pee! Rather than losing my prime space i was contemplating peeing myself, well i was covered in beer/cider that had been lauched around and i was dripping in sweat from jumping about like a nutter so i though "what difference would it make?" last minute i didnt and held it for another hour, what would you have done? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoFuture Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 held it in, maybe if i could have got away with it, used a pint glass lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 :dThreads of this global importance deserve a poll surely ? I dehydrate quickly, so I would have pissed into a can and drank it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter richards Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 should have just got it out and pissed in a circle , then you would have had loads of room to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 You should have got it out, then made a bet with your mate on how far you could piss up the back of the person in front of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 should have just got it out and pissed in a circle , then you would have had loads of room to yourself lol, good idea, wish i thought of that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Should of made a piss rocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 dont do it - they will put you on the sex offenders register -seriously pillocks Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 dont do it - they will put you on the sex offenders register -seriously pillocks Rich Slightly worrying post there Rich:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 they will Im not kidding Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 dont do it - they will put you on the sex offenders register -seriously pillocks Rich Speaking from experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 of course Ive had it out in public many times:p Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 5, 2007 Author Share Posted November 5, 2007 of course Ive had it out in public many times:p Rich Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 of course Ive had it out in public many times:p Rich :)Let me guess...The Beast of Bodmin Moor ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Filling up an empty beer container has been done countless times at festivals My mate once used a paper pint cup that had a dirty great hole in the bottom of it. He was disappointed on two counts: 1) After holding it in for as long as possible, he failed to fill an empty pint, 2) the hole in the cup had conveniently caused it to empty down his jeans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 I can't go with other people around so I'm no help on this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoFuture Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 DELETE PLEASE was reading and did a whoopsi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Re Did you mean 'wee'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snooze Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, I'm pretty pi**ed about the gig too. Seeing as we decided to take my mates sh*theap b*stard 911, which decided to give up on us and leave us stranded out in the bl**dy cold on the A3 all evening instead of getting to jump around to Carter for the last time ever B*LLOCKS! I'm...errr...quite upset about the whole incident, in case you weren't sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 7, 2007 Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, I'm pretty pi**ed about the gig too. Seeing as we decided to take my mates sh*theap b*stard 911, which decided to give up on us and leave us stranded out in the bl**dy cold on the A3 all evening instead of getting to jump around to Carter for the last time ever B*LLOCKS! That's sad. As for what I would have done, probably spent half an hour queuing for the toilet and missing half the gig - failing that used the mens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted November 7, 2007 Author Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, I'm pretty pi**ed about the gig too. Seeing as we decided to take my mates sh*theap b*stard 911, which decided to give up on us and leave us stranded out in the bl**dy cold on the A3 all evening instead of getting to jump around to Carter for the last time ever B*LLOCKS! I'm...errr...quite upset about the whole incident, in case you weren't sure. OMG! you missed it?? it was fantastic, jon beast (fat bastard) was there and everything. theres loads of good videos on youtube from it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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