Supragal Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Train Ticket Three women and three men are travelling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the men. "Watch and learn," answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed man. "Watch and learn," answer the women. When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please." I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelfill Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 heard this before with engineers and salesmen. It works much better that way. Mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 The version I heard was Mancs and Scousers....Still funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 3 men in a toilet together? It's just wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevie_b Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 The version i heard before had the men and women swapped round. "I'm still trying to figure out why women ever think they are smarter than men!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 really good!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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