Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I'm sat here on what should be a nice quiet evening, but the dogs firing them out with a cyclical rate that would shame most automatic weapon manufacturers. And they're baaaaaaaaaaaad! Were talking Hiroshima bad here! Why? I know they eat nasty things (he's got a penchance for eating chicken sh1t) but COME ON!! These farts are unreal!! Had to share it with someone, and the girlfriends away for the weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 maybe you gave him you smelly welsh man food:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Should have seen that one coming really!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyb10supra Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I reckon....and its a wild stab in the dark here but maybe becuase the air has to brush past mounds of shite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Lots of protein. And anyway - all farts smell, period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Lots of protein. And anyway - all farts smell, period. Mine don't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 And anyway - all farts smell, period. oh yeah, period farts especially! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 oh yeah, period farts especially! OMG what are those?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I bet if you eat what the dog eats and lick your balls, knob and arse on a regular basis yours would smell a bit too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Yeah, but these are chuffin banzai mate. They'd burn the hairs out of a lesser mans nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 OMG what are those?! you mean your farts during that particular week aren't particularly pungent? perhaps i'm just unlucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 I bet if you eat what the dog eats and lick your balls, knob and arse on a regular basis yours would smell a bit too I do, and they dont! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 Period farts are very close to the smell I'm being forced to endure. But these smell warm, Period farts smell cold and wet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 This is all just wrong:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nodalmighty Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I bet if you eat what the dog eats and lick your balls, knob and arse on a regular basis yours would smell a bit too I think I must do this in my sleep then because when I uncork the marsh gas the dog leaves the room Lyndon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 I think I must do this in my sleep then because when I uncork the marsh gas the dog leaves the room Lyndon. You manage to cork yours in? Mine just tend to let fly whenevers needed! I tend to have little control over or communication from my choccy starfish! (Hence the username:d) I've also taken to trumping on the dogs head, just he still knows whose boss!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 you mean your farts during that particular week aren't particularly pungent? perhaps i'm just unlucky I don't opening fart, I'm a lady don't you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 do cats fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Smelly farts are nothing mate, just prey your dog doesnt get an anal sac infection! You can usually tell when this happens when your dogs arse looks a little swollen, it may try to lick it, and it will most likely drag its butt over your carpet (the "sit-down-walk" as I call it). When this happens its a rubber glove moment for the vet, and get ready with the kodak camera because your dog is about to have a "WTF!?!" moment. Vet sticks one or more fingers up their butt, massages the anal sacs which secrete the oily based fluid inside them (havent a clue what this does - maybe lube their butt when pooping?). I can only describe it as looking like Baileys Irish Creme, but with the worst possible smell ever that makes you (and the vet) want to gag. Even though I held back from snatching the 'Baileys Creme' out the vets hand and rubbiing myself down with it - my clothes stunk of the damn thing all day! ...and the dog didnt look at me for the rest of the week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I remember one Xmas we were all sat around in the evening and my mum's Rottweiler let one go. Just before the smell hit us the cheeky bastard got up and walked out into the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris and Alana Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 :rlol:oh this thread really did make me chuckle, can't beat a bit of toilet humour, even if it is about dog's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattanna Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 Cats do fart and they smell like satans ass, my dog which is a labrador eats cat sick, cat shit, my little boy shat in the garden and she ate that, she ate two of his nappies filled with shit and her farts smell like acrid twat, we love it though:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted November 3, 2007 Author Share Posted November 3, 2007 :rlol:hahahahahahahahahahooooo. Just got back in and laughed my tits off at RedM and Mattannas posts! My cats fart as well, but they are no where NEAR as bad as my dogs!cJust looked at his food tins and they say theres tripe in them..... hmmmmm...... you dont need to be Sherlock Holmes to work that one out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supe Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 I remember one Xmas we were all sat around in the evening and my mum's Rottweiler let one go. Just before the smell hit us the cheeky bastard got up and walked out into the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted November 3, 2007 Share Posted November 3, 2007 LMAO @ Angarak and mattanna post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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