Supragal Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soo Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 ROTFLMFAOAPMSL :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigger Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 :D :D Still good after hearing it before:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grazer Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 Excellent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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