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Ok, before you all scream 'Re-post'!!!!

 

Anything for a laugh on a Monday!! ;)

 

>The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.

>

>This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the

>British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some

>Liverpudlian youngsters.

>

>The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on

>how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels

>in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's

>existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds

>worth of high tech equipment.

>

>It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management

>team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an

>advantage over every other team.

>

>However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for!

>

>At the crew's

>first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change

>all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had

>re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases

>of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the

shower.

 

:D

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