turbonut Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Ok, before you all scream 'Re-post'!!!! Anything for a laugh on a Monday!! >The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. > >This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the >British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some >Liverpudlian youngsters. > >The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on >how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove a set of wheels >in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's >existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds >worth of high tech equipment. > >It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management >team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an >advantage over every other team. > >However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! > >At the crew's >first practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change >all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had >re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases >of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golddigga Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Don't believe it - McLaren wouldn't bother buying a Ferrari 'cos they already got one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 29, 2007 Share Posted October 29, 2007 Very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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