Office Fun!!!

[turbonut]

OK, repost of a repost no doubt but still raises a laugh, never had the nerve to do these but maybe one day

 

ONE-POINT DARES

 

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

 

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over

your ears and grimace.

 

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out,

say, "Sorry,I really prefer it this way".

 

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

 

5. While riding in an lift, gasp dramatically every time the

doors open.

 

6. When in the lift with one other person, tap them on the

shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

 

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the

prophecy..."

 

8. Don't use any punctuation.

 

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge

dejected sigh.

 

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

 

THREE-POINT DARES

 

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him

with double-barrelled fingers.

 

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from

the nozzle.

 

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

 

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

 

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has

got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

 

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,

"dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

 

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office

bicycle". Then wink and pout.

 

8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to

access any p*rnography web sites.

 

FIVE-POINT DARES

 

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be

nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points

if you actually launch into it yourself).

 

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch

you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

 

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

 

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go

do a number two".

 

5.. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off

some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I

care''.

 

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican

accent. As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one

hour.

 

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead

repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

 

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is

my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

 

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same

person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

 

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit;

smash each biscuit with your fist.

 

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair

towards the door.

 

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

 

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they

answer.

 

14 . Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and

cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly,

"I'll see you tonight".

[jim_supra]

 

My favourites were;

 

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him

with double-barrelled fingers.

 

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same

person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

 

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

[turbonut]

yeah, Iliked those too, our office is really small though so they know I'm daft already

 

lolx

[fishman]

some of them are quality

[probrox]

These are great!!

 

Already got a couple of people in the office involved. Even got a scoreboard on the main office whiteboard.

 

I've suceeded in shouting random numbers whilst someone is counting, Introduced myself to the new temp as the office bike (dont think she took it well), Walked into the bosses office and frantically switched the lights on and off, and the best by far was dry humping the copier.

 

oh, and everyone in the building has now been called Dave.

[T2 MSW]

Just discovered someone else looks at the forum in my building. Only noticed as he walked past and called me Dave!

[Whitesupraboy2]

Number 14 - Done

[turbonut]

Number 14 - Done

 

So, thats the strength of your pulling power

 

 

Lxx

[Whitesupraboy2]

So, thats the strength of your pulling power

 

 

Lxx

 

bloody big photocopier it was too.... I did well

[turbonut]

bloody big photocopier it was too.... I did well

 

I've just had an 'orible thought - the next person who presses the copy button may produce minaiture copies of WSB2

 

 

.....quick, wheres the cancel button

 

 

 

lolxx

[RobSheffield]