The Raven Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I have to tell as many people as i can, sitting watching eastenders and big black shape came buzzing over my head. The Mrs screams and makes a run for it, stoping only to hide under the throw and cry. Once id got her out the way ive found it sitting on the wall, i dont want to pick it up incase i hurt it. Worse still everytime i touch it , it makes sqeek sounds. :( Any ideas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny_silva Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 i want it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Swap for a UK bonnet, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 got a cricket bat here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 eat it and absorb its powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 I should even when she was crying, im in no way to hurt said flyin mouse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Cant remember if I told anyone, I love bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Small box + magazine = bat trap! 10 Put box over bat 20 If bat is caught in box then 40 30 If bat 40 Put mag over box 50 Take bat box outside 60 release bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Crazy Jazz has rats now you have bats, no doubt several folk have cats Co-incidence? I think not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Maybe the bat is bats for your missus! For God sake, don't click on this link! It's a pic of a bat but it's VERY, VERY wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Come to think of it, Im pretty sure I never told anyone. I love bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 I cant the sodding thing off the wall, its stuck like glue! Hard to tell which end is which i dont think it likes my repeated attempts to dislodge it. The sounds its making are very off putting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Small box + magazine = bat trap! 10 Put box over bat 20 If bat is caught in box then 40 30 If bat 40 Put mag over box 50 Take bat box outside 60 release bat. 70 If bat is caught in box then eat it and absorb its powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Crazy Jazz has rats now you have bats, no doubt several folk have cats Co-incidence? I think not cant blame them all animals love rats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 glue it to your boot as a new rear wing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 pPut it up your wifes night dress- go on you know you want to Basil:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Come to think of it, Im pretty sure I never told anyone. I love bats. Maybe the bat is bats for your missus! For God sake, don't click on this link! It's a pic of a bat but it's VERY, VERY wrong! But not that much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Small box + magazine = bat trap! 10 Put box over bat 20 If bat is caught in box then 40 30 If bat 40 Put mag over box 50 Take bat box outside 60 release bat. 70 print "Wahey!!!!!!!!11111ONE111!1" 80 goto 70 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movistar Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 vacuum cleaner....I've got a Henry that will get it off...lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Raven Posted October 18, 2007 Author Share Posted October 18, 2007 Ive made the joke that if i get it into the garage the Supra will be known as the batmoblie and the garage is to be refered to as the batcave. She didnt find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I was in my garage last year when a bat flew in. I just picked it up and let it go outside. Simple as mate, unless its injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Apparently most snakes will eat bats... Pet shop tomorrow morning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Keep shtumm about this or the batmen will declare your house as a bat sanctuary and because they're protected you'll have to be evicted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 there's a rat in my kitchen if that helps? Although I know what I'm going to do as there was a whole song written about my situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 There`s a bat in ur kitchen what am U gonna do? There`s a bat in ur kitchen what am U gonna go? Ur gonna fix that bat thats what ur gonna do, Ur gonna fix that bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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