VIL Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Painting a 7 foot high 200m galvanized fence with a 6" brush round the perimeter of my mates breakers yard all on my own. After the first 2 weeks I was in pain and going a bit mad...especially as all I had achieved was to finish the base coat and had another `effin` 2 weeks of top coat left to do....... never...never...again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I worked at a garden centre during xmas where all day I had to help line people up when they parked there cars in the muddy freezing car park, the other part of the job was packing up xmas tree's which got dull very fast! all for £15 a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supra-Brett Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 i worked in a laboratory. Our job was to make shit sink faster (yes really). We had to go and fetch big barrels of shit from the sewage farm, bring it back to the lab in a mondeo (once it spilt in the car), and then add polymers to the shit (mixed up shit so very few turds left) to make the shit seperate from the water faster. The faster the shit sank, the better for the sewage farm as they could pump the now clean water into the river faster and therefore have more throughput of shit. Very smelly job, luckly for me i didnt do it for long, but some people worked in their for years. God it was awfull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Our job was to make shit sink faster Lol!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I had a job in a factory making telephone sockets, wooo... But a chap at work spent a day as a moderator on gay chat lines in the US, he'd applied for a 'Switchboard Operator' job... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tricky-Ricky Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I don't think much can compete with the things that the boys in blue among us have to go through, but i have done some pretty shite jobs over the years, done the farm bit, heavy work and lots of shite, had a job cleaning bricks for reclamation for about six weeks, thats all i could stand;) had my own sandblasting company, and did a lot of buildings, so much dust you cant actually see what you doing even with 500w lights, oh and carrying 1cwt bags of grit up three story buildings isn't fun;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Worked at Macdonalds, cold call double glazed window sales, Sold mildly dodgy cars to highly dodgy people, worked as a van driver delivering beer at minimum wage, lifting 60 kilo kegs (i weigh about 60 kilos ) None of this compares to the jobs some of the police officers have done though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Worked in the legal side of the Armed Forces, when I had collate all the information for inquiries into fatal aircrashes and suicides and murders and make sure all the pictures where in the right place, pictures of dead bodies and pictures of parts of dead bodies. Oh and I spent time as a chicken sexer. very boring and its not what you think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I was a Porn star, never worked out for me as I got cast in Midget cocks vol 1 and came up short. Seriously I was a lumberjack and back then I was 18 and 7 stone, needless to say the trees moved me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 Any after a Vindaloo...oh hang on you mean occupation I had a job at a soap factory putting the pubes into bars!! Seriously, had a job knocking door to door selling cable TV and phone..... Lasted 4 weeks before I gave up. Knocked on a door and a woman came out crying, she was expecting an ambulance as her husband had just died of a heart attack... I got the brunt of her distress to say the least!! In the Police I had to cut a guy free who'd hung himself from a branch of a tree 20ft up!! He did it in the middle of a housing estate in July. There were loads of little kids watching too... Believe it or not after 4 minutes of hanging lifeless he was ressucitated and survived. I was then told that he was a renowned local car thief and wished I hadn't bothered!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I once had a job putting the squares in potato waffles:innocent: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I once had a job putting the squares in potato waffles:innocent: Not as bad as putting bubbles into spirit levels!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 fluffer on Prisoner Cell Block H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted October 18, 2007 Share Posted October 18, 2007 I once worked in a hospital as a "Facilities assistant" The best bit of the job was cooking meals/portering. The worst was dealing with clinical waste such a colostomy bags, old people nappies etc etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I've done a few horrible jobs in my time in the forces, 1, Clearing out the sewers in bosnia, that was not good 2, Removing 89 bodies and 2 heads from the morgue in pristina in kosovo (there had been no power for 3 months!!) 3, dealing with mine strike casualtys in iraq 4, picking up dog poo from the back garden, that just makes me heave! richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I'll remember the smell of those Bosnian sewers till the day I die. And as for #4.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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