Ian Ian Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Class Dazla Class i bet Jemma,s wetting her self :rlol: Cheers -Ian- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wez Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Funniest thing I've read in ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Nick Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42636000/jpg/_42636897_priscilla_416_ap.jpg :d What's really concerning is you've freely admitted using coconut glitter bubble bath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Bubble bath? I thought the only males that used bb were small children or flamboyant homosexuals? It's one of those pointless things I just don't 'get'. Seriously, what does bubble bath do and why would you want it? For the heterosexual guys: I have the same question in regards to aftershave : why? ...and jewellery. OK I can understand maybe a wedding ring or something but some people buy jewellery for themselves for no apparent reason at all. What's that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 For the heterosexual guys: I have the same question in regards to aftershave : why? Women like it. For example Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Hahahahaaa brilliant. Guy at work after a heavy nights drinking cleaned his teeth at his girlfriends house before bed. Wasn't until the next morning he realised he'd use hair removing cream and had burnt his mouth and throat. The doctor was hugely amused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Women like it. For example Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Fantastic thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I bet when all your thousand wash grey Y fronts are too crusty you 'accidently' fall into a set of Jem's lacey lingerie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 For the heterosexual guys: I have the same question in regards to aftershave : why? A *tiny* amount of aftershave is nice sometimes. Most of the time pure 'man-ness' is fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 A *tiny* amount of aftershave is nice sometimes. Most of the time pure 'man-ness' is fine. Now by this I am assuming you DON'T mean the smell of a room after a man has been in there on his own for a few hours Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Now by this I am assuming you DON'T mean the smell of a room after a man has been in there on his own for a few hours 'After a man has been on his own for a few hours' could be a whole heap of smells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 .... ..I'm dreading work tomorrow:run: Why? How would anyone know unless you work in a place that enforces partial nudity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 great thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 :d What's really concerning is you've freely admitted using coconut glitter bubble bath Hey i'm comfortable with my sexuality. It doesnt mean your gay because you like to smell nice for the lady. The glitter was between me and the bath. I didnt know the glitter was gonna get me:d Bubble bath? I thought the only males that used bb were small children or flamboyant homosexuals? It's one of those pointless things I just don't 'get'. Seriously, what does bubble bath do and why would you want it? For the heterosexual guys: I have the same question in regards to aftershave : why? ...and jewellery. OK I can understand maybe a wedding ring or something but some people buy jewellery for themselves for no apparent reason at all. What's that about? Bloody hell mate you must smell like an old wilder beast after a days work:D You dont like after shave, you dont like abit of bubble bath here and there. Do you like soap then:D The point of some bubble baths is to relax the muscles and de-stress. Try abit of radox dude and it might release some of your tension:D Why? How would anyone know unless you work in a place that enforces partial nudity! It was in my hair and on my face. Oh and eye lashes and ear hair:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Crack up. Kept me well amused reading this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow Beast Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 what you gonna do to get her back? you could put immac in her shampoo, one of my mates had that done to him in the army, was very funny indeed:d richie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 The point of some bubble baths is to relax the muscles and de-stress. Try abit of radox dude and it might release some of your tension:D He has a completely different "method" for releasing tension Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 He has a completely different "method" for releasing tension Lol i know. I wouldnt mind one of them my self. nifty bit of work that is:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 That is classic, I remember the missus rubbing cheeks (on her face:rolleyes:) with me once when she was wearing this stuff, was a nightmare to get rid of. Good luck:d:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 Lol so you know how i felt then:d Its come off now, I made sure i had a good scrub in the shower this morning. Its probably all over the bed sheets as well but i haven't checked yet:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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