dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Well i fancied a nice soak in the bath and this is what happened. Me - Hey jem, have you any bubble bath or anything? Jem - Erm yea theres some in my wardrobe but dont use it all. Me - What the coconut stuff with the glitter in it? Jem - yea Me - But wont it go all over me? Jem - No it just rinses off. Superb! i had a lovely soak in the bath and when i got out, i looked in the mirror and I looked like a fecking fairy!!! Me - what the fecking hell is this:complain: Jem - Dont worry about it, it will come off in a couple of days. I'm dreading work tomorrow:run: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mk47 Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 what you gonna do to get her back? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 looks like you have a NEW costume for halloween now then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Haha i once put someone elses hair wax in my hair before realising it was a glitter wax. Looked good i thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Haha i once put someone elses hair wax in my hair before realising it was a glitter wax. Looked good i thought. Yea but gaz, i'm covered in the shit! Pubics the lot:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 that's nasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Phew! For a minute I thought I was going to read about how you were 'just getting out of the bath' and 'slipped' and 'landed on the shampoo bottle' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Need pictures.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 what you gonna do to get her back? Well the next time she asks me to wash her back, I'm gonna get the Brillo pad out and leave her with something to think about. I'll just say dont worry love, the scabs will fall off in a couple of weeks. looks like you have a NEW costume for halloween now then So should i wear the costume for work tomorrow. I'd rather look like an idiot than a gay fairy:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Need pictures.... this has to be the best prank every post of the year, especially if pics are put up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Need pictures.... No way dude. Besides i'm sat here with just a face cloth over my genitals. Now you dont want any of that. OR DO YOU:eyebrows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 No way dude. Besides i'm sat here with just a face cloth over my genitals. Now you dont want any of that. OR DO YOU:eyebrows: Are they all sparkly??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 No way dude. Besides i'm sat here with just a face cloth over my genitals. Now you dont want any of that. OR DO YOU:eyebrows: Is this face cloth the size of a baby's face or an adult's face? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Are they all sparkly??? Yes they sure are. I'm a hairy bugger to so its gonna be hard to get it off:rolleyes: Is this face cloth the size of a baby's face or an adult's face? I'd say the cloth is more like a hanky size:eyebrows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 This Thread Is Pointless Without Pics!! /vbb/images/smilies/bbcode_grin.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kopite Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Tell the truth, it was more like this: you: Jem can i use this sparkly stuff in the cupboard Jem: no, that's mine! It's girly anyway you: It looks nice though, does it smell like flowers too? Jem: Put it away! Use some proper man's stuff will you?! you: ok i will.... oh no it "fell" into the bath, what an accident! oh no somemore just fell in, it's going all over me as i accidently pour it in. What should i do? Ah might as well stay in and use it, it'll just go to waste anyway. (Shit better make it sound like an accident so the lads don't think im more of a fairy than i really am, they'll never know hahahahahahah) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Bet you look sparkling mate:d.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 I always new you had an eye for me H. Honestly, If my camera was working I'd throw on my Y fronts and show you. The glitter that is:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Tell the truth, it was more like this: you: Jem can i use this sparkly stuff in the cupboard Jem: no, that's mine! It's girly anyway you: It looks nice though, does it smell like flowers too? Jem: Put it away! Use some proper man's stuff will you?! you: ok i will.... oh no it "fell" into the bath, what an accident! oh no somemore just fell in, it's going all over me as i accidently pour it in. What should i do? Ah might as well stay in and use it, it'll just go to waste anyway. (Shit better make it sound like an accident so the lads don't think im more of a fairy than i really am, they'll never know hahahahahahah) Sod off:D I ware face packs but i dont do glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sted Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 A Bit gary glitter:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Haha I'm always glittery as my moisturiser has it in, and I always get it all over my bf lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Sod off:D I ware face packs but i dont do glitter. ye ye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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