grahamc Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 None of that is true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 None of that is true Whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 To be fair if men weren't so useless jokes like this wouldn't even exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 Its all part of the master plan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 :slapped:All of the above is completly true and scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ultra_supra Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Brilliant Graham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stupra Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Very good, I hear all of those, ALOT !!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraPL Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 Quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannoSupra Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 hahahaha class :rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 15, 2007 Share Posted October 15, 2007 i hear most of those often . and 10: it doesnt matter-- often ending with number 9 since being married for some 30 years i have developed a new power its called selective hearing this power only comes to thr fore when im watching footie or playing bf2 on the pc or reading the supra forum . example :wife --can i get you a beer love ? heard that yes please luv wife-- will you watch the potatoes dont boil over while i wash my hair? didnt hear that--- get bollocking when the top of the cooker is covered in white foam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grahamc Posted October 15, 2007 Author Share Posted October 15, 2007 i hear most of those often . and 10: it doesnt matter-- often ending with number 9 since being married for some 30 years i have developed a new power its called selective hearing this power only comes to thr fore when im watching footie or playing bf2 on the pc or reading the supra forum . example :wife --can i get you a beer love ? heard that yes please luv wife-- will you watch the potatoes dont boil over while i wash my hair? didnt hear that--- get bollocking when the top of the cooker is covered in white foam I am not even married and have mastered that art Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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