ManwithSupra Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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supra61 Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Very good.Soooo true.Pmsl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 Steady my wifes blonde, but very funny:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManwithSupra Posted October 14, 2007 Author Share Posted October 14, 2007 Steady my wifes blonde, but very funny:d So's mine lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 raised a smile here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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