RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Sheffield. What a dump. Okay so I may not have been in the nicest parts today but I just got the overall impression that, if you dug a hole and filled it with shite, it'd be twinned with Sheffield in days. Anyway, also saw a green Sierra with the Sierra badge removed and replaced with a badge (in the same style) that said 'Sorted'. It sped by (and I use that in the loosest possible sense) in a flurry of rattling exhaust, poorly set up BOV and some looks from the Chavscum occupants. To end the day we had to detour onto the edge of an industrial estate to get onto Sheffield Parkway. There, in the middle of nowhere, with nothing else to do were three Chavscum spawn, standing on a small roundabout. We had to drive all the way around it to get back to the Parkway. As we did so they gave us wanker gestures! I laughed at the irony. Who exactly is the wanker? Me in my nice, warm car heading home or the wastes of sperm standing on a fucking roundabout, on an industrial estate, in the dark at 8:30 in the evening? South Yorkshire then. Can it be bombed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesG Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Every city has bad areas. It's just knowing where to avoid. I grew up in Sheffield and it's one of the nicest cities you could live in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 dont let robsheffield see this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 dont let robsheffield see this Did I mention Rotherham? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Martin come and visit good old barnsley next time... I'll point you in the direction of where not to go and you can do another report for us oh my, just realised I've gone past the 2000 posts benchmark! woo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Did I mention Rotherham? he has mentioned before he lives outside of sheffield but if his name was robrotherham i wouldent of mentioned it smart arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Robs borderline I think. Rotherham/sheffield is so close to each other they're practically the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 Martin come and visit good old barnsley next time... I'll point you in the direction of where not to go and you can do another report for us Don't even get me started on Bar...... Oh go on then. What a hole. It's like a black hole that pulls in all the ugly, chavvy, fat scum from miles around. Have a think about how humankind is gradually improving itself. We've realised that exercise is good. Smoking is bad. Eating deep-fried lard is bad too. BUT NOT IN EFFING BARNSLEY. Honestly, if you want an example of a place that'll hang on to everything bad for as long as possible then look at Barnsley. They also talk funny. Actually, it's not funny although maybe it is. No fucker can understand a word of it anyway. WTF does ayf mean? "Ayf a pint". Get lost, inbreeder. The best and only reason to go to Barnsley is to leave. It should do itself a favour and advertise globally. The tag-line could be 'Come to Barnsley. We think Allahs a c**t'. That should attract the right kinds of people. Next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 ^^^ LOL very harsh... I don't speak THAT funny! and I'm not inbred thankyou very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 I don't speak THAt funny! and I'm not inbred thankyou very much So that means you actually chose to move to Barnsley! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 So that means you actually chose to move to Barnsley! Born and bred I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 Born and bred I am Like Yoda too you speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 redM, do devon now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 lol. There are actually some nice areas in Barnsley. Cawthorne, Silkstone...ermmm they're the only ones I can think of right now There are good and bad areas to any town/city. Take Leeds for example. Beeston, Hunslet are very dodgy areas, but I'm sure it has nice ones too where all the porsche drivers live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 redM, do devon now I like Devon though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I like Devon though. Why? They all speak funny down there and drive tractors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I like Devon though. tbh i'm slightly disapointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Oh yeah, in Devon they're scared of driving in a bit of snow! My Grandma lived there for years and we used to visit quite often. She said the slightest bit of snow and all hell broke lose! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flukey-lukey Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Martin where are you originally from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Why? They all speak funny down there and drive tractors balls to you! i have heard there all inbred in barnsley, oh, hang on, i that was off RedM in this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 lol. There are actually some nice areas in Barnsley. Cawthorne, Silkstone...ermmm they're the only ones I can think of right now There are good and bad areas to any town/city. Take Leeds for example. Beeston, Hunslet are very dodgy areas, but I'm sure it has nice ones too where all the porsche drivers live I'm specifically talking about Barnsley not any of it's satellite villages. I live in a nice little village many miles of fields from Wakefield. Lord knows why we have to have a c**ting Wakey postcode though! Even more irksome is our Barnsley dialling code!! WTFF is that all about? Wakefield only exists to show Barnsley what a difference a few pavement cafes can make. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I'm specifically talking about Barnsley not any of it's satellite villages. I live in a nice little village many miles of fields from Wakefield. Lord knows why we have to have a c**ting Wakey postcode though! Even more irksome is our Barnsley dialling code!! WTFF is that all about? Wakefield only exists to show Barnsley what a difference a few pavement cafes can make. is someone tired? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 Martin where are you originally from? Worthing, on the south coast. That place has the town equivalent of standing next to a bloke in the bogs who clearly has an enormous penis and who has been smiling at your bird all night. In this example, that means Brighton. As far as Worthing is concerned I'm glad to be doing anything I can that contributes to global warming and rising sea levels. If that dumps gets washed into the sea then we'll all be better off for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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