Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I know its been out for a while but have only just got some, how much easier does squeezey marmite make my life! no messing about, its on my toast within seconds. F##kin ace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 wheres the puke smiley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 its not as strong as the old stuff thats for sure. Their sales must have sky rocketed releasing this as i have got through 3 pots in the past 6 mnths, were as before a pot would last me about 5 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I have to say I like marmite but I have recently been converted to Bovril on toast instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 i would rather lick my own arse :gayfight: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Sacrilage:( You wont find one of those namby pamby plastic monstosities in the Foster household. The ingestion of Marmite is an experience that warrants time and consideration, not just a simple splurt. Half the fun was bending the end of a knife in a vice to obtain the last remnants from the monumentally badly designed jar. I use a plain stainless butter knife, bent exactly 1 1/2 inches from the end at an angle of 30 degrees. Plastic is drastic, glass is class. Something the magnificent Marmite makers will come to realise. Not too late I hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 id still prefare to lick my own arse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 i had some on toast this very morning, mmmmm loverllllyyy:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Crusty brown toast, melted cheddar cheese, dollop of Marmite. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 In our tescos they wanted 80p more for the squeezy - same quantity. As a substance you would think glass was more expensive than plastic so I thought fuck'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigcol Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 so I thought fuck'em. i totally agree (we are on about the makers of that liquid toe jam arnt we) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Marmite is a funny beast. To really experience the magical taste sensation of the black gold you need to cut the toast into soldiers (like the egg dipping variety) about 1" wide. After your squad is ready roll them into little bundle's like you would a pancake. Just pop them into your mouth and enjoy. Try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Sacrilage:( You wont find one of those namby pamby plastic monstosities in the Foster household. The ingestion of Marmite is an experience that warrants time and consideration, not just a simple splurt. Half the fun was bending the end of a knife in a vice to obtain the last remnants from the monumentally badly designed jar. I use a plain stainless butter knife, bent exactly 1 1/2 inches from the end at an angle of 30 degrees. Plastic is drastic, glass is class. Something the magnificent Marmite makers will come to realise. Not too late I hope. Nah, thats what i hated about the jar, It would be filled with crumbs and butter, with the thread for the top all guey and congealed with year old marmite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Nah, thats what i hated about the jar, It would be filled with crumbs and butter, with the thread for the top all guey and congealed with year old marmite :)Bliss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 OOOOOO marmite Love the stuff. I spread it like jam. For extra guff power around 11 am have inch think marmite on toast with beens and cumberland sausages for breakfast. I used to get chucked out of lessons I stank so bad :HE :HE :HE Marmite and cheese is excellent especially extra mature cheddar, you don't really need the toast in this instance. As for bovril what the hell are you thinking man??? Does anyone know how they make marmite?? Its the stuff they scrape out of the bottom of the huge beer making vats after they empty out the beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 so I thought fuck'em. lmao, straight to the point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Marmite, like sucking on an old lady's ring piece after a curry, I'll pass.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Wouldn't know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 Marmite, like sucking on an old lady's ring piece after a curry, I'll pass.... i would do if it was covered in marmite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Marmite on a toasted sauage sandwich ummmm yummy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Sacrilage:( You wont find one of those namby pamby plastic monstosities in the Foster household. The ingestion of Marmite is an experience that warrants time and consideration, not just a simple splurt. Half the fun was bending the end of a knife in a vice to obtain the last remnants from the monumentally badly designed jar. I use a plain stainless butter knife, bent exactly 1 1/2 inches from the end at an angle of 30 degrees. Plastic is drastic, glass is class. Something the magnificent Marmite makers will come to realise. Not too late I hope. Well said that man:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caliAl Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 I have to say I like marmite but I have recently been converted to Bovril on toast instead I've been having Bovril on toast for a while. It's much better than Marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted October 13, 2007 Author Share Posted October 13, 2007 I've been having Bovril on toast for a while. It's much better than Marmite. never to be seen!! marmite is king of yeasty toast toppers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Marmite is best:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caliAl Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 never to be seen!! marmite is king of yeasty toast toppers Try it, you might like it. It's made from beef extract......none of that veggy crap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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