Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 How do you mean? Are you offering? Lesson one:- The female reproductive organs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Your going to tell me they 'go off' arn't you? Thats what happens with an inferior repoductive system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Your going to tell me they 'go off' arn't you? Thats what happens with an inferior repoductive system I was going to say 'the sample' doesn't just drop out once a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoboblio Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 the next thing you know you've got a child on your doorstep, with you explaing how he/she is the result of you wanting some new side skirts Superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Ive hurt my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Ive hurt my hand your doing it wrong mate. Use both hands and take a firm grip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 your doing it wrong mate. Use both hands and take a firm grip. So very wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Charlotte, please advise me whats the right way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Charlotte, please advise me whats the right way. I don't think I can. I don't have the equipment you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I can lend you mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Lol oi you! Get in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 I can lend you mine You haven't lowered the tone in ages, where have you been! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Now I'm sad at the thousands of pounds worth of kleenex I've thrown away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Boots are selling mine for £17 a tube;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 You haven't lowered the tone in ages, where have you been! It takes two to tango Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 It takes two to tango Can you dance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Boots are selling mine for £17 a tube;) I think my mum uses that on her face in the morning. Keeps the wrinkle lines away but attracts the horse flies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Can you dance? only the horizontal hokie pokie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 only the horizontal hokie pokie That was cheesy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 You put your winky in, your winky out, in, out,.. in, out, shake it all about... put in her bottom and turn around. Thats what the pokie is all about,.... WOOHOO do the hokie pokie! COME ON CHARLOTTE! SING WITH ME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra_surj Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 Lol! You crack me up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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