Wednesday giggle

[Chris Wilson]

Have you heard the one about the two Irish

 

 

 

brothers Mick and Paddy?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well they had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring

 

 

 

gent all his life and a while before he passed away,

 

 

 

he made the "boys" promise to bury him at sea. Of

 

 

 

course he did pass away and the "boys" remembered to

 

 

 

keep their promise. So off they set with Uncle

 

 

 

Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded

 

 

 

onto their rowing boat. After a while Mick says,

 

 

 

"Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out, Paddy?" Without

 

 

 

a word Paddy slips over the side only to be standing

 

 

 

in water up to his knees. "Dis'll never do Mick,

 

 

 

let's row some more". After a bit more rowing Paddy

 

 

 

slips over the side again but the water is only up

 

 

 

to his belly, so on they row. Again Mick asks

 

 

 

Paddy, "Do yer tink dis is fer enuff out Paddy?"

 

 

 

Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost

 

 

 

immediately says, "No dis'll neva do". The water

 

 

 

was only up to his chest. So on they row and row

 

 

 

and row when finally Paddy slips over the side and

 

 

 

disappears! Quite a bit of time goes by and poor

 

 

 

Mick is really getting himself into a state when

 

 

 

suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for

 

 

 

breath. "Well is it deep enuff yet, Paddy?" "Aye

 

 

 

it tis! Can yer hand me da shovel."

[RobSheffield]

[Chris Wilson]

Here's a quickie before I forget.

 

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

 

"Well," said the Director, "We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub"

 

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.

 

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

[neil tt]

Very good

[Havard]

Two good un's there Chris, well done!!

 

H.