JustGav Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Victoria Beckham was being driven around the countryside in her limo. Suddenly a cow walked into the road and, unable to stop in time, the limo hit the cow. Slightly shaken up, the driver went to see if the cow was alright. "Is it alright?" asked Victoria Beckham. The driver prodded the cow with his foot and shook his head. "No ma'am, it's dead." "Well you were driving, so you can go tell the farmer what happened!" So the driver went off to the nearby farm. A couple of hours later he came back holding a bottle of wine, his clothes scruffy and messed up. "Oh my god, what happened to you?" Victoria exclaimed. "Well ma'am," explained the driver, "the farmer gave me this bottle of wine, the farmer's wife gave a kiss and their daughter made love to me." "Just what the hell did you say to them?" "I'm Victoria Beckham's driver and I've just killed the cow." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 excellent:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AshBhp Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraPL Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 i like i like:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Awww leave her alone. She's harmless enough and doesn't actually seem to do anything wrong. God bless her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TT-DEK Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 What av David Becham and Ferraro Roche chocolates got in common? They both cum in POSH box,s : I,ll get my coat :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimberleyAnn Posted October 8, 2007 Share Posted October 8, 2007 Awww leave her alone. She's harmless enough and doesn't actually seem to do anything wrong. God bless her. haha i hope your joking? LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Scoboblio Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missile Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Ha Ha Good one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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