Homer Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to England. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. English man for letting me in this country, giving me free house, free food, free medical care, free education and all wonderful social security benefits!" The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am polish." The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in England!" The person says, "I not English, I am from Croatia." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful England!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Iran, I am not English!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an English?" She says, "No, I am from Iraq!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the English people?" The Iraq lady checks her watch and says, "Probably at work." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Racist!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 That is just so untrue... The english would be down the pub.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Jokes are not normally meant to be true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Far to close to the bone:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Funny! ...or down the benefits office themselves, hanging around bus shelters - or Primark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted October 4, 2007 Share Posted October 4, 2007 Ummmmm.Sorry what's primark?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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