dazla Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 To be honest mate i haven't the foggiest, all i can remember is it was something, something krypton. some kind of water bug:search: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Whilst were on the subject of pi$$ing and $hiting, I once $hat on the sofa when i was really ill. I'd come back off holiday with a very serious bug which gave me the clackers for 3 weeks. I had to go for tests and allsorts because we've never had the bug in this country, So they say. Well i hadn't eaten for 2 days stright and so i had some toast then slowly drifted off to sleep on the sofa, 5 minutes later i was in that half sleep mode and the funny thing was is that i kind of knew i was following through and just let it out:blink: I jumped up and it was all up my arse and on the cushions as i only had my boxers on. Jemma went absolutly crazy:d This is very similar to something i done ont he holiday i have just returned from but i wont go into details. Mine was due to being extremely pissed though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaderman Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I have not laughed so much in ages......brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blueangel Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 All my missus does is fart, in her sleep on the sofa washing the pots in the bath needless to say she has turned it into an artform.Oh and she regulally wakes herself up by snoring lol Oh and she laughs at herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 I'm always farting in my sleep, I've lost loads of girlfriends over it and some don't like it that I fart at the point of climax... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazla Posted October 19, 2007 Share Posted October 19, 2007 Hey can some one tell me why farts are super concentrated when your in the bath. You do a big bubbler and the smell is just the most powerful smell on earth. Is this just my farts or do other people have the same problem. Baring in mind this is only farting underwater:search: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 i just had to bring this thread back to life, made my morning at work! add your posts! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Bloody heart tablets I'm on make me fart all day. I thought it was just me until some of my co-patients said the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Bloody heart tablets I'm on make me fart all day. I thought it was just me until some of my co-patients said the same. Nitro glycerine ones?? Could be explosive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Nah, that's the spray. It's the combination of the other 5 does it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I too am quite shocked by this event. Perhaps slip it into the conversation next time you are seeing your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benkei Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Hey can some one tell me why farts are super concentrated when your in the bath. You do a big bubbler and the smell is just the most powerful smell on earth. Is this just my farts or do other people have the same problem. Baring in mind this is only farting underwater:search: I think it's because the farts are contained in bubbles, so when they surface it's like an explosion, rather than a dispersed gas... That's my theory anyway. Protien shakes are my main cause of farts! The missus has come to accept them now, but still doesn't like it when I waft them at her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Does a protein shake fart have a different characteristic to a standard fart Benkei? Also does it sound or feel different when it comes out of the anus? Interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caseys Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I've been woken up by girlfriends before asking what the noise was downstairs... Also I have woken myself up when I'm just on the point of sleep and a huge loud one has escaped... I can't believe I'm discussing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuohy Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I once slept with a girl who sneezed in her sleep (I didn't know this was possible), the force of which made her fart and she woke herself up rather confused.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Hey can some one tell me why farts are super concentrated when your in the bath. You do a big bubbler and the smell is just the most powerful smell on earth. Is this just my farts or do other people have the same problem. Baring in mind this is only farting underwater:search: It is because you fart a mixture of gasses, some are soluble and therefor stay in the water, some are not and you smell them when they bubble out. If you fart just before you get in to the bath, then fart whern you get in, the smell of the two will be totally diiferent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philstowell Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 when i was a single lad, I managed to get friendly with a lass and ended up seeing her again and again and finally she aggree to stay at mine, bearing in mind it was an old military block, single man room with a sink on one wall anyway, i woke up early doors feeling quite ruff and needing a wiz, so off i go, hangin out so started using the hot and cold running toilet(sink) also started brushing my teeth to get rid of the rug of me tongue and yep, cocked me arse and let a rasper out, nearly started choking on me tooth brush through laffin. I then finished and turned round to get back on the bed and ooooops, remembered i wasnt alone, poor girl was trying to hide behind the duvet like a wimpering puppy? poor girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
extendor Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 When my eldest was a toddler he used to sit in his wheely thing and eat his breakfast whilst the Mrs and I got on with getting dressed and stuff. One morning we were rushing about and the little one was trundling around eating breakfast and I was stood at the table in my pants. I did NOT know it but the lad had snuck up behind me and had his head almost at the point of 'exit' when I let rip. He propmtly threw up and the Mrs called me a dirty bastad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanM Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 That is awful, poor kid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adnanshah247 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 When my eldest was a toddler he used to sit in his wheely thing and eat his breakfast whilst the Mrs and I got on with getting dressed and stuff. One morning we were rushing about and the little one was trundling around eating breakfast and I was stood at the table in my pants. I did NOT know it but the lad had snuck up behind me and had his head almost at the point of 'exit' when I let rip. He propmtly threw up and the Mrs called me a dirty bastad. LMAO!!!!! im actually sitting here struggling to breath!!!! ahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 This is quite a hot topic I see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew K Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Couple of years ago stayed in a mates static caravan in Bournmouth,we had all been out on the beer plus had a chinese that night. not sure what time it was but we all got woke up by what sounded like thunder:shock:,but a few minutes later found out it was one of my mates letting one rip. still to this day have never heard a fart so loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl_S Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 How did you know it wasn't thunder mate? Or to be more precise the lightening. It could of struck your static caravan, and singed your mate's butt hairs, thus giving off the smell similar to a fart, but yet while not actually being one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supranature Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Hmm, ironically the term "lmao at this thread" may have other meanings? Hope Lewis is enjoying us still laughing at his old thread. I bet he is! RIP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Hope Lewis is enjoying us still laughing at his old thread. I bet he is! RIP. I'm glad you mentioned that as it was one of the first things I noticed when I clicked on the thread..!! RIP Lew.. Great thread. I dropped out of the posting after the dead bodies comment..... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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