bmx1lew Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 amazing, around 3am last night i woke my self up by a fart in my sleep, i didnt think that could happen! it has left me quite tickled yet shocked and amazed! has any one else done this befor? lew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogmaw Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 No but my missus wakes me up with hers. And the baby wakes us both up with his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 You sound surprised!! I woke up Mrs H and probably half the estate with a gigantic anal thunderbolt a couple of weeks ago...... I then couldn't get back to sleep as I was so shocked! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted October 1, 2007 Author Share Posted October 1, 2007 no but i was in deep sleep, usually i would manualy force a one out for extra volume however this was a auto and came out on its own and with a high enought DB rating to wake me up from a deep sleep, shocked as i never head people fart in there sleep or heard off it happening... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADL Mark Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 My missus tells me I do this in my sleep. I think she makes it up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GUMBALL3000 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 LMAO at this thread . . REGARDS, GUMBALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 My mrs never farts till she sleeps and they're really loud ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 http://www.heptune.com/farts.html It looks like its due to you holding the farts in during the day, and then you release it when you're relaxed (ie asleep.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 i think my favourite Q has to be... Do even movie stars fart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 I got told off in bed a few nights ago, I let this ripper go that woke the baby. Apparently it was NOT funny Then there was the time I let a post-jalfrezi one go in the bed, the missus complained about how the bed smelt SO bad and can I please not fart in the bed again. No probs, I pulled the covers back and let another ripper go That'll teach her for telling me off, now there was nowhere to hide And for those that are 'unamused' by flatulence, if we weren't supposed to laugh at farts then why are they funny ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 LOL! apparently at my work (aircraft engineering) a cabin engineer's farts were so bad it could be smelt all the way down the entire length of the aircraft (747) and he was told to go home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 The worse ones are when you've had a curry and you don't have the conscious control to 'keep it in' as you're asleep and you nearly shit the bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 As ever you have cheered up my morning!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 I got told off in bed a few nights ago, I let this ripper go that woke the baby. Apparently it was NOT funny Then there was the time I let a post-jalfrezi one go in the bed, the missus complained about how the bed smelt SO bad and can I please not fart in the bed again. No probs, I pulled the covers back and let another ripper go That'll teach her for telling me off, now there was nowhere to hide And for those that are 'unamused' by flatulence, if we weren't supposed to laugh at farts then why are they funny ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 The wife doesn't snuggle up to me in bed anymore, cos apparently I have a habit of farting against her leg when i'm asleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 As ever you have cheered up my morning!!!!!!!!! Is NOT what the misses says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 My little lad is 3, and he sang me a little song Saturday morning.... Daddy does a fart in his pants, fart in his pants, fart in his pants, Daddy does a fart in his pants, all day long. Needless to say I was helpless ! Cheeky toerag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konrad Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Err how did you know it was a fart that woke you up? was it still going when you woke? or did you have something in ur pants..........? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 mmmm nice lunch time thread this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRX Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Yep happened to me last night too... scared the b'jesus outta me! Not good when your sleeping with your new woman and your not quite at the stage where your comfortable with the permping in front of the missus.. Also bloody anoying as once you're awake you need to go for a bloody wizz... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmunky Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Lol I remember once waking up to a really bad smell and turning round to the miss's and having ago at her saying she bloody stinks to which she replied "its bloody you farting and ive been trying to sleeping with it all time" ooops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted October 2, 2007 Share Posted October 2, 2007 Termite farts have contributed heavily to global warming eh? Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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