Muffleman Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 This tickled me ! But I'm sure it's an oldie A duck walks into a pub and orders a schooner of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, 'But you're a duck'. 'I see your eyes are working', replies the duck. 'And you talk!' exclaims the barman. 'I see your ears are working', says the duck, 'Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?' 'Certainly', says the barman, 'sorry about that, it's just we don't get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?'. 'I'm working on the building site across the road', explains the duck. Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town.The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, 'You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!'. 'Sounds marvellous', says the ringleader, 'get him to give me a call'. So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, 'Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!' 'Yeah?', says the duck, 'Sounds great, where is it?' 'At the circus', says the barman. 'The circus?' the duck enquires. 'That's right', replies the barman. 'The circus?' the duck asks again. 'Yes' says the barman 'That place with the big tent?' the duck enquires. 'Yeah' the barman replies. 'With all the animals?' the duck questioned. 'Of Course' the barman replies. 'With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle', asks the duck. 'That's right!' says the barman. The duck looks confused. 'What would they want with a plasterer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Repost!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gerry Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 New to me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guru Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 New to me but a good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Excellent:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ECK Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 sorry dont get it?! i know im stupid before you all start!! alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stratty Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I like it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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