Ewen Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 :innocent:Give her a pregnancy. You wont need to worry for the full term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marbleapple Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 :innocent:Give her a pregnancy. You wont need to worry for the full term. You fail to mention Ewen that after the term you have a life time of child support to worry about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squiffy Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 French letter? i dont get it... ps ive been drinking:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam bell Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 chastity belt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIL Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Buy a girl a present and she can share it with someone else......give a girl a memory and and its only hers to keep! Wise words from a friend of mine who was constanly Sha**ing around, but he knew his stuff!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Buy a girl a present and she can share it with someone else......give a girl a memory and and its only hers to keep! Wise words from a friend of mine who was constanly Sha**ing around, but he knew his stuff!!! wise words indeed:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 That first post is a joke, right? No, he's really like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Haggas Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 i dont get it... ps ive been drinking:) You youngsters..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 100 packs of Condoms. That way when she goes to get one out, the guy will go 'WOW you have alot' and she can go yea my Bf bought them for me. Or is that not the effect you were after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShamelessTT Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Dont go to uni and have a girl friend.........thats my advice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Jelly Jewellery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 at these suggestions!! A score book to rate all the 'rats' Kidding A bracelet or necklace from you that she can wear close to her heart as a reminder of you Lxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VIL Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 at these suggestions!! A score book to rate all the 'rats' Kidding A bracelet or necklace from you that she can wear close to her heart as a reminder of you Lxx Get an expensive one in case the student loan runs out!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 at these suggestions!! A score book to rate all the 'rats' Kidding A bracelet or necklace from you that she can wear close to her heart as a reminder of you Lxx Why, she can get a pearl necklace for free Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 If she's inclined to run off with somebody at the university, I doubt there is any present you could buy that would stop her. And if it was only the present that stopped her, I'm not sure I'd want her anyway. I'd buy the xbox myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewie Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 There's only one present you can give her. Get on the same course at the same uni. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted September 28, 2007 Author Share Posted September 28, 2007 Yes, I am really like that. The first post was supposed to be a tad 'light and funny' i.e. smashing them was a joke! Just want to get her something nice. Thanks for the good suggestions all. I think I'll get her a decent Ipod Docking station as she has an Ipod already Greg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazz1 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Maybe A Big Dildo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexsum Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 an std then no one will go near her. (of course you will have to aqcuire one first - this might be harder to explain!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angarak Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Cut off one of your ears and frame it, then give it to her and tell her you love her, but if she cheats on you, you won't be responsible for your actions....that'll put the 'im dating a crazy guy' sh*ts up her ..she'll be like a nun then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 29, 2007 Share Posted September 29, 2007 100 packs of Condoms. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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