Chris Wilson Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together . Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henny Youngman "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. Nash The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield A good wife always forgives her husband whe n she's wrong. Milton Berle Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." Anonymous First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 very good, probably explains why i am not married:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Some good ones there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrDriver Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Very good jokes, but it's a reality - P - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Very good jokes, but it's a reality - P - never a truer word said!!!!!! alex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n boost Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Brilliant and it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 Ha nice one Chris, doesnt make the marraige malarky sound much good tbh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 My wife dresses to kill. Unfortunately, she cooks in the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 27, 2007 Share Posted September 27, 2007 First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." :rlol: They're all funny:) but sadly all true:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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