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Monday joke


Jake

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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

 

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HANDJOB: $10.00

 

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

 

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

 

"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"

 

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

 

"Good..." The old biker replies "...wash your hands and get me a cheeseburger.

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