Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I like this one:D :D It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: bacon, eggs, sausage, black pudding, tomatoes, mushrooms, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a pound coin sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the pound coin for?" "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you. " He said, "fu*k him, give him a pound.", "The breakfast was my idea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 without the prawn i just cant take you seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oxygene Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Bill that is great man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by whitesupraboy2 without the prawn i just cant take you seriously What Prawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 Your avator.....it just dont suit u! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by whitesupraboy2 Your avator.....it just dont suit u! But is me!!!! With a Chritmas theme:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 in that case...if its for the xmas theme.... Calling all photoshoppers!!! Remove the boy....insert the prawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
attilauk Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 I love it:D i have to agree with whitesupraboy, your avatar does need more of a seafood theme:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Is that better? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 My pathetic photoshop attempt for you Well using paint lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by whitesupraboy2 My pathetic photoshop attempt for you Well using paint lol Ahhh thanks Nice that you care about me that much, to spend such alot of time doing a Christmas Prawn:thumbs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian C Posted December 3, 2004 Share Posted December 3, 2004 You're a prawn again christmasman. /gets coat -Ian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted December 3, 2004 Author Share Posted December 3, 2004 Originally posted by Ian C You're a prawn again christmasman. -Ian LOL:D I liked it;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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