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Bath or shower?


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Bath, then shower off (wierdo option, thanks Martin).

I freely admit to bathing only every other day. Extensive testing by the wife has proved that is all I need.

Hotter the better, aromatic bubble bath, light off and candles lit.

A shower is something you do out of routine, a bath is a luxurious relaxation, something to look forward to and something that makes me feel good.

1/ Molton Brown seamoss stress relieving hydrosoak run under a hot tap.

2/ Lie back until the last 10 hours are a distant memory

3/ Lush Cynthia Silvia Stout shampoo.

4/ Pears soap for the face and dangly bits

5/ Molton Brown bracing silver birch body wash (spoilt for choice here, they are all good)

6/ If client meeting next day, shave with (you guessed it) Molton Brown ultracalm lemon leaf shavewax.

7/ Top up with boiling water and lie back in your own muck until wrinkled. You may urinate at this point if necessary.

8/ Shower off

9/ Robe-up and hit the settee.

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Ewen, did you chose the weirdo option because;

 

A) You're a weirdo.

B) You're not a weirdo, but you like to make everyone think that you are.

C) You find that sperm gets all sticky and clingy in the bath and only a post wank shower will wash it off. :D

:dActually non of the above, answered honestly as above post.

Actually C) is not applicable as said sperm (as and when emmitted) is conveniently held in a receptacle beautifully designed for the purpose. Once I'm showered off and out, its up to her how she deals with it...and the shaved facial hair attractively clinging to her thighs.

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