RedM Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I've just had a bath which, for me, is very rare. I'm definitely a shower person. I find lazing in a bath to be too tiring and too hot. I much prefer the in/wash/out style of shower. You? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muffleman Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Definitely shower, totally can't be arsed with baths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Ewen, did you chose the weirdo option because; A) You're a weirdo. B) You're not a weirdo, but you like to make everyone think that you are. C) You find that sperm gets all sticky and clingy in the bath and only a post wank shower will wash it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 19, 2007 Author Share Posted September 19, 2007 C) You find that sperm gets all sticky and clingy in the bath and only a post wank shower will wash it off. DOUG! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraAyf Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Baths are for dirty people who want to wash in their own muck:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Shower unless its a bath with a bath bomb from Lush. The g/f buys them of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Interesting that you have actually chosen to click the box to make the vote a public vote. I knew you were strange but this takes it to a whole different level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Bath, then shower off (wierdo option, thanks Martin). I freely admit to bathing only every other day. Extensive testing by the wife has proved that is all I need. Hotter the better, aromatic bubble bath, light off and candles lit. A shower is something you do out of routine, a bath is a luxurious relaxation, something to look forward to and something that makes me feel good. 1/ Molton Brown seamoss stress relieving hydrosoak run under a hot tap. 2/ Lie back until the last 10 hours are a distant memory 3/ Lush Cynthia Silvia Stout shampoo. 4/ Pears soap for the face and dangly bits 5/ Molton Brown bracing silver birch body wash (spoilt for choice here, they are all good) 6/ If client meeting next day, shave with (you guessed it) Molton Brown ultracalm lemon leaf shavewax. 7/ Top up with boiling water and lie back in your own muck until wrinkled. You may urinate at this point if necessary. 8/ Shower off 9/ Robe-up and hit the settee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 at No 7 !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 weirdo option, cant rinse shampoo out ur hair without shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Ewen, did you chose the weirdo option because; A) You're a weirdo. B) You're not a weirdo, but you like to make everyone think that you are. C) You find that sperm gets all sticky and clingy in the bath and only a post wank shower will wash it off. :dActually non of the above, answered honestly as above post. Actually C) is not applicable as said sperm (as and when emmitted) is conveniently held in a receptacle beautifully designed for the purpose. Once I'm showered off and out, its up to her how she deals with it...and the shaved facial hair attractively clinging to her thighs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Usually shower, but if I have a soak in the tub I use the shower to wash the barnet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trig Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Showers, im not a girl!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babe Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Yep, I agree with Ewen... baths are simply sitting in your own sewage - relaxing, true, but you've gotta have a shower after to be clean... especially if you're sharing the bath and sitting in someone elses sewage too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Yep, I agree with Ewen... baths are simply sitting in your own sewage - relaxing, true, but you've gotta have a shower after to be clean... especially if you're sharing the bath and sitting in someone elses sewage too! You shit in the bath? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike M Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 You shit in the bath? Not meant to be that relaxing:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 You shit in the bath? along with her sister, you've heard about these films, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Shower definitely. Never understood why anyone would want to lie in dirty water for 1/2 an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Can't remember the last time I had a bath. We've lived in this house over 6 years and I've never used the bath here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I have a bath maybe once or twice a year if I have a bad back to ease the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Definitely a shower for me. I can't remember the last time I had a bath either. Plus, we have a water meter here, and if a bath is run it doubles our bill! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I only have a bath for 2 reasons. Illness and hangovers. And thats only because I don't have a sauna to sweat it all out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Haggas Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I cant believe I have actually sat here reading this thread?...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 Shower daily but do enjoy a bath after a rugby match. Nice and relaxing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted September 19, 2007 Share Posted September 19, 2007 I only have a bath for 2 reasons. Illness and hangovers. And thats only because I don't have a sauna to sweat it all out Actually there is a third one but thats not for here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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