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Arr, avast ye scurvy dogs


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I would just like to say that this is a very silly thread.

Anybody who wastes their time on a serious forum like this pretending to be a pirate is juvenile in the extreme.

 

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HA HA.. Fooled ya, mee pox infected, rat eatin, lice ridden dogs.

 

Get back to work afore you have a taste of me cat you lowly maggots. :duel:

 

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PS... My reference to a "cat" was obviously intended to refer to the "cat o nine tails" not to the nice furry things that purr and can be found in a curry source on a Saturday night.

 

G :D

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Some pirate chat up lines for yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.

 

You're just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!

 

Hey, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?

 

Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.

 

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

 

WOW! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!

 

Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.

 

Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?

 

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?

 

Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.

 

So you're the new cabin boy, eh?

 

Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)

 

Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?

 

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre you free on Saturday?

 

Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

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