turbonut Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Bound to be a repost but its monday so why not Next time you’re on an elevator and feel alittle bored, liven up the moment with some of these insightful ideas. Guaranteed to make heads turn or your money back. When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you’re on. Swat at flies that don’t exist. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!” Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?” Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they’d like to play. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, “I have new socks on.” Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is my personal space!” Fart loudly then exclaim “Was that you. There’s no way I could do that one because unfortunately mine don’t come out loud.” Before the elevator door opens shout “DING” and then laugh and say “beat you again Mr Elevator.” Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “that’s mine!” Hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi Greg. How’s your day been?” Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of THEM!” and back away slowly. Lxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Very good the best one is the Pen one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamesmark Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other passenger’s direction. That was the best one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T2 MSW Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Thats great Linda, To lighten up Jap show final I think everyone should attempt to do one of these before hand, Im sure it will make great entertainment when we have had a few cans!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 They all raised a chuckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I likeed the sock one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 i wana go try them all now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Lol, they're great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Ha ha like it, cant think of anywhere local enough with an elevator tho! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 "Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off" That ones a bit strange lol I've got another one, doesn't have to be in an elevator though lol tell someone the time, people often say thank you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Quality absolute quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I've got another one, doesn't have to be in an elevator though lol tell someone the time, people often say thank you lol Is this a hobby of yours? If not I would like to know how you found this out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Is this a hobby of yours? If not I would like to know how you found this out! Got to keep yourself amused!! Also, beep and wave at people as you drive past them, they often wave back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waderz06 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Got to keep yourself amused!! Also, beep and wave at people as you drive past them, they often wave back. lol. I've done that one............ It is funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 :dgo Linda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Got to keep yourself amused!! Also, beep and wave at people as you drive past them, they often wave back. blow kisses at them, its even more funny best prank to do in traffic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 Very good Linda!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted September 18, 2007 Share Posted September 18, 2007 blow kisses at them, its even more funny best prank to do in traffic Lol no I get enough attention in traffic as it is without drawing more to myself I just like seeing peoples puzzled faces when they wonder who they just waved at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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