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Question about horses!


RedM

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We saw two horses in a field today and they had covers over their heads.

 

The covers were shaped to fit over their ears and then down over their eyes but left their noses and mouths free.

 

What's that all about then? All I can think of is that they are Jedi horses learning the Force.

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I was caught molesting a shetland pony once.

"what the f*** do you think you are doing ?" the farmer asked.

"Er, (cough), er, (splutter) I, er, (cough)" I tried to explain, but the words just stuck in my throat.

"Pull yourself together man, I didnt understand a word you said" exclaimed the farmer.

"I'm sorry," I replied, "I'm feeling a little hoarse"

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Whats got four legs and can split an arrow at 200 yards ?

Dobbin Hood

 

Who was the tallest, heaviest ever rider of a Grand National winner ?

Lester Piggots cell mate

 

A cowboy was riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty.

"You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests."

The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I’ll need my horse."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy whispered something into the horse’s ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her.

"Second wish," said the Chief.

"I’ll need my horse again," said the cowboy.

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse’s ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back.

The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before.

"This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one."

"I’ll need my horse again."

"Give him his horse," said the Chief.

The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse’s head, and put his face right up to the horse’s, and shouted

"I said POSSE!"

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