RedM Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 We saw two horses in a field today and they had covers over their heads. The covers were shaped to fit over their ears and then down over their eyes but left their noses and mouths free. What's that all about then? All I can think of is that they are Jedi horses learning the Force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smellywelshman Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 did they have little globes circling their heads whilst firing laser beams at them??? If so then you may be on to to something!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun. Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 They are used to stop them cheating when playing "Hide and seek" or "Blind Horse buff" ... you should be asking which game are they playing. Shaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Something about pin the tail on the donkey IIRC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Preparing for a gympkhana ? Klu Klux Kanter ? *gives up* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 It's so they can discuss plans to take over the world in secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden1989 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 there fly masks some horses like mine go nuts when flies go on there ears etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Burhka's for Muslim horses ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 there fly masks some horses like mine go nuts when flies go on there ears etc A sensible answer. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Im surprised you got a sensible answer around here, well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 I was caught molesting a shetland pony once. "what the f*** do you think you are doing ?" the farmer asked. "Er, (cough), er, (splutter) I, er, (cough)" I tried to explain, but the words just stuck in my throat. "Pull yourself together man, I didnt understand a word you said" exclaimed the farmer. "I'm sorry," I replied, "I'm feeling a little hoarse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 15, 2007 Author Share Posted September 15, 2007 One of the horses looked miserable. I said "Why the long face?" It said"...because I'm a horse"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun. Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Perhaps the flys where biting his ar$e instead as they couldn't get his head Shaun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian R Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Where do horses stay in a hotel? In the bridle suite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainy Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 fly masks:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Whats got four legs and can split an arrow at 200 yards ? Dobbin Hood Who was the tallest, heaviest ever rider of a Grand National winner ? Lester Piggots cell mate A cowboy was riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests." The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I’ll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horse’s ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. Twenty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on its back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods and had his way with her. "Second wish," said the Chief. "I’ll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse’s ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. Thirty minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful brunette on its back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods, same reason as before. "This is your last wish," said the Chief, "make it a good one." "I’ll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse’s head, and put his face right up to the horse’s, and shouted "I said POSSE!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 And he's back. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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