Dragonlady Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real misery when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me.' And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, 'Wait just a minute!' She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away. Her friend said, 'I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband.' The loyal wife replied 'Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.' 'You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?' 'I sure did' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash it, he can spend it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 That is bloody brilliant!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
movistar Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 lol lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miko_supra Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 crafty buggers women....you got to watch em i tell ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Nice. Men are tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Nice. Men are tight. If men are tight then women are spongers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 If men are tight then women are spongers Harsh.................................................................................................................. .................................................But fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshBhp Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraGirlie Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Nice. Men are tight. agreed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Harsh.................................................................................................................. .................................................But fair. I knew that was coming I wouldn't class myself as tight, I know a fair few of my mates who are though when it comes to spending money on their 'better halves'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Nice. Men are tight. we are only tight coz we have crafty women after our wallets (not that they would find much in my wallet anyway) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Nice. Men are tight. I'm only tight when it suits me... when I want something for myself I'm extremely generous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Quality Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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