Dragonlady Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 A man wakes up in hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says 'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the motorway.' 'You're going to be OK, you'll walk again, everything, but something happened. I'm trying to break this gently but your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it. Now the bloke groans a bit but the doctor goes on, 'You've got £9000 compensation coming to you and we have the technology now to build you a new willy that will work as well as your old one did, better in fact but, the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's a thousand pounds an inch.' The bloke perks up at this. 'So the thing is' the doctor says, 'it's for you to decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before and you decide to go for a nine incher she might be a bit put out. But if you had a nine inch one before and you decide only to invest in a five incher this time she might be disappointed. So it's important that she plays a role in helping you make the decision.' So the bloke agrees to talk with his wife and the doctor comes back the next day. 'So' says the doctor 'Have you spoken with your wife?' 'I have.' says the fellow. 'And has she helped you in making the decision?' 'She has' says the bloke. 'And what is it?' asks the doctor. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 'We're having a new kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyP Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndrewOW Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I think..... Not overly sure i get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spidermonkey Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickTT Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I think..... Not overly sure i get it You would if you were married:rlol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted November 12, 2007 Share Posted November 12, 2007 Thank God for the search button. I was just about to post this very same joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Still funny:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 mint!!! Lxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 Nice one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted November 13, 2007 Share Posted November 13, 2007 I nearly claimed a repost but it actually isn't!! I must have had it by e-mail at work!! Great gag!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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