Guest Chumpalot Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1,Get two 25 year old nyphomaniacs for my birthday[present from girlfriend] 2 Get a perscription for a months worth of viagra for my birthday 3 A months holiday. Either you've got a very understanding girlfriend, or that's wishful thinking. I'd like to: 1) Run 10 marathons 2) Become a great grandparent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 she is very understanding as she knows nothing about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Oh, I thought your girlfriend was the one buying you said nymphomaniacs?! I think you're dreaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 sorry i thought it was two things you WISH you could do before you died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Suck my own knob Drive at 200mph..with my eyes closed for 5 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Suck my own knob Drive at 200mph..with my eyes closed for 5 seconds. 1) I know a good surgeon who could remove those ribs for you Pete..... 2) that's just over 1/3 of a mile you know... scary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 :rlol:pete you could try and film it at the same time but that would be dangerous:respekt: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1. Get married to someone who you really love and they love you. 2. Raise a happy family. BOLLOCKS YOU JUST SAID THAT TO IMPRESS THE CHICKS ON HERE AND GET LAID!!! Fair Play to ya wish i'd thought of it:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim_supra Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Suck my own knob Drive at 200mph..with my eyes closed for 5 seconds. LMAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Headroom Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1. Get rid of these waves of depression that plague me! 2. Eat with proper knives and forks, rather than the plastic ones I have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 :pyes ive found it difficult to eat wearing a straight jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1) I know a good surgeon who could remove those ribs for you Pete..... It would be easier to just chop his knob off and stick it in his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BASHTHEBISHOP Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 It would be easier to just chop his knob off and stick it in his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1: Health 2: Happiness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1. Get married to someone who you really love and they love you. 2. Raise a happy family. I have so not been bitten by that bug yet!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 It would be easier to just chop his knob off and stick it in his gob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1.) 3some (2 woman) pref jenifer eliston and jessica simpson 2.) see more of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1. Do Jennifer Ellison up the wrong 'un 2. Own Liverpool FC Failing that, 1. Drive Route 66 2. Watch a football match at the Maracana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1/ Beat a 911 GT2 to death with a sledge hammer live on Top Gear 2/ Finish papering the hall stairs and landing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 My two were simple and somewhat random.. 1. Go see the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.. (Managed to do it twice with business, and even drove over it); No logic to it, I had seen it in a Star Trek episode.. simple as that 2. Go see a shuttle launch, busy working on that one, and hopefully going to the Valentine's day launch next year, and yeah mel is nuts enough to want to do it as well.. There they are, random as hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Class One Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 With you on the Space Shuttle launch...... one day maybe for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I think Geneb should change one of his choices ' be able to run faster than Michael ' you forget i want michael to catch me i love him i do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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