Guest Geneb Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I had a service call at a rather well known footballers today and as the weather was just lush the Aerotop came out to play, so there i was raggin along to my call when i got to the first set of security gates i realised that my car may be a bit loud when i set off again, so off i toodles along trying to keep my decatted N/A quiet:D. Thing is this guys drive is over a mile long so after 30secs i thought fook it they wont hear me ,so go through 2nd security gates and give it a bit more all the way upto the final gates at the house, THATS WHEN I NOTICED THINGS WERE A BIT BUSY!! iI literally crawled the supe upto the garages when this knobber comes over ranting about the noise and ruining this and that and time and such shite, i just giggled stupidly. Then my client came out and this is the funny thing whiles this guys ranting my client just shakes my hand "Morning Andy nice car i always wanted one of these cars but never got round to getting one, Looks real nice how much is that worth?" i told him £7K and he's like your joking i would have thought at least £20k Anyway the guy who was ranting was from the BBC/SKy and they were filming my client at home and apparently my lil Supe had upset a few things and they could hear me coming!!! So i did what i came to do and had a coffee and was just talking to my client and his wife when my frickin phone starts Screaming " MR LUVA LUVA HUH HUH MR LURVA LURVA HUH HUH" which was so embarrassing ! so i answered extremely politely to MR.LOVER that i would call him back!!! LOL lets just say i pretty much free wheeled the car back down the drive, took so long i even managed a 5min conversation with Gary before i hit the public roads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz6002 Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 PMSL hahahha your stories crack me up mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vvteye Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Mr Luvva Luvva Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 you called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 you should write story books Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I have the same ringtone as you. I've had it for 3 or 4 years now. Who was the footballer? 1 mile long drive? As if. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He would have been more amazed to learn an NA aero is only worth about 3k Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I still love you Mr G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I have the same ringtone as you. I've had it for 3 or 4 years now. Who was the footballer? 1 mile long drive? As if. Slight miscalc on drive lenght but not far off jake , from the first gate to his house, bear in mind its not straight and as for his name well that customer confidentiality bud. LOL Gary knew i was with someone important as i normally start the conversation with ALREET LOVER YOU TWAT. Rather than good morning gary i'm with a client can i call you back shortly, Thankyou. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 He would have been more amazed to learn an NA aero is only worth about 3k I would be more amazed to find out you get laid in that shitty turbo;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I would be more amazed to find out you get laid in that shitty turbo;) Bait laid and he took it, result Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I would be more amazed to find out you get laid in that shitty turbo;) I'm amazed if many people get laid in any of our cars, I once had to open the boot so I'd stop banging my head on it whilst drilling a fertile young lady... Of course I only posted that to give some substance to Mr G's post, so he doesn't get told off, I thought the topic had taken a change in direction, even though he didn't tell me he loved me back, the bastard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 as for his name well that customer confidentialityDoesn't matter. I don't know the names of any of the Oxford United players anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 bet you right pissed the sky crew off who was the footy player ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 LOL i said well known and i wasn't in oxford LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Who was the footie player? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 I'm amazed if many people get laid in any of our cars, I once had to open the boot so I'd stop banging my head on it whilst drilling a fertile young lady... Of course I only posted that to give some substance to Mr G's post, so he doesn't get told off, I thought the topic had taken a change in direction, even though he didn't tell me he loved me back, the bastard Got loads of luv for ya pot, shame u aint female as i would show just how deep that love goes LOL:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted September 11, 2007 Share Posted September 11, 2007 Erm, how about we just say it and don't do it... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 1 mile long drive? As if. Don't they have houses in the middle of fields down your way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Accrington Stanley? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 HAHA, thats brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Accrington Stanley? Accrington Stanley? Who are they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Accrington Stanley? Who are they? Exactly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted September 12, 2007 Share Posted September 12, 2007 Exactly Doh too slow Jake check your PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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