SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Just ordered a pizza from my local guy, he recognizes my voice and says "the usual Ed!", I said "no mate, better make it a 12" with all the extras and a big fat garlic bread supreme". "Right entertaining tonight then?" he said to which I replied "err,.. Yep". I'm not. Just to ashamed to admit I can eat all that by myself besides, I have no friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nicholas Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 haha I'm your friend Ed Well now that you've ordered a pizza I am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 oh dear, rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 yes. *goes to order his weekly doner pizza* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R Black Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Only live once, i'm having pizza later too Its not 12 " though:p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Lol you know you are in trouble when your local takeaway recognises you and asks if you want your usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzi Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 i can eat all that and stay dead on 12st doesn't go up or down no matter what I eat - sorry to rub that in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 i can eat all that and stay dead on 12st doesn't go up or down no matter what I eat - sorry to rub that in I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I can eat that amount quite easily. Are you having chips too ? if not then you are only an amateur fatty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_blackman Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Lol, our local kebab bloke does my order without me saying nout when i enter I think its brill, one day I will say no thanks i'll have that instead lol.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supradoopa Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Pfffft only a 12" women's size pizza get a man's size 16" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 All done, and even room for a Petits Filous I normally have deep pan with a customized topin thats classified as 'HOT'. My eyes and nose are now watering, my tongue and lips feels like their on fire and my belly looks a baby alien is about to pop out. All part of the fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 put the pizza in the bin and go for a run m8 Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 I did run Rich to the door when the pizza boy called. EDIT: I'll be running again soon I think. The kids want a splash in the pool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 All done, and even room for a Petits Filous I normally have deep pan with a customized topin thats classified as 'HOT'. My eyes and nose are now watering, my tongue and lips feels like their on fire and my belly looks a baby alien is about to pop out. All part of the fun. It wont be fun when the baby alien wants to exit. Take a good book in their with you it could take a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 I did run Rich to the door when the pizza boy called. I give up yes; you are a lost case and a fat bastard:p (:D:D:D) Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmx1lew Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 when i was 13 i was 14 and half stone, my local pizza shop did 16" pizzas with up to 20 toppings for £5 as you can tell i took advantage of these offers and lived on take always and junk food, now I'm a health freak haven't drank in over 8 months, i eat salad 5 days a week never eat pasta bread or potatoes now my turds float and I'm 12 stone but man i miss greggs pasties or kebab pizza with a chilli base . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supragal Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 You do make me laugh I can eat a LOT. I try not to though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 ... now my turds float PMSL!! Is that natural? If god wanted turds to float he would have given them little life preservers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Here you go Ed, here is an avatar for you. do you like Milkshake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Don't worry Ed. I eat all that when I'm dieting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 if you go for a £10 all you can eat meal and they shut the door on you ,then you know you are a fat bastard until then don,t worry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 its OKm ate the indian place in thetford used to know me very well and when i used to say its for steve the fella would be like "oh yes mr steve" at first i thought nah then after a while he started correcting my order when i forgot stuff like the onion nann bread he was a funny chap. when i collected my order he would shake my hand then hold on to it for an uncomfortable length of time and i would have to try and make him let go was what i was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 LOL, thanks fellas. Cheers for the avatar Colin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra steveo Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 class avatar you lot are mad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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