Bill Prawn Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?" He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?" "No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either." Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" "Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or cycling?" "No, I don't," I said. He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, motorcycles or have a lot of sex?" "No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." Then he looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a shit?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Pmsl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Some good jokes on here today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Agreed with above comment some corkers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Thats Brilliant!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Excellent:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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