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turbonut

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A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night

> with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he

> told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have

> his secretary write a cheque

> and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

>

> On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing

> that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his

> secretary send a cheque for $250 and enclose the following typed

> note:

>

> "Dear Madam:

> Enclosed find a cheque for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am

> not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the

> place, I was under the impression that:

>

> #1 - it had never been occupied;

>

> #2 - there was plenty of heat; and

>

> #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

>

> However, I found out that

>

> #1 - it had been previously occupied,

>

> #2 - there wasn't any heat, and

>

> #3 - it was entirely too large."

>

>

> Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque

> for $250 with the following note:

>

> " Dear Sir:

>

> #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful

> apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

>

> #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to

> turn it on.

>

> #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size,

> but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not

> blame the management.

> Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your

> present landlady

 

:p Lx

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There was a chicken and a horse playing together on a farm one day. The horse fell into a mud pit and yelled to the chicken to run to the house and get the farmer. The chicken ran to the house and the farmer was nowhere to be found. So, it got into the farmer's BMW and pulled the horse out with it.

The next day the chicken and the horse were playing on the farm again. This time the chicken fell into the mud pit and yelled to the horse to get help. So, the horse stood over the mud pit and told the chicken to grab on to his penis and he'd pull him out. The chicken grabbed on and, indeed, the horse pulled him out.

 

The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks

 

:D

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