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White Dog Poo!


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Do those rules apply to dogs as well then?

 

 

Yummy. Pleasant thread.

 

Probably not I don't know any dogs that eat vindaloo or drink guiness and as they don't wipe their doggy bums after a poo it would rule these ones out for starters: -

 

Ghost Poo:

You know you've pooed. There's poo on the toilet paper, but not in the toilet. Where is it?

 

Teflon Poo:

So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the

toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.

 

Goo Poo:

This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your

underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.

 

Second Thoughts Poo:

You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise...

there's more to come.

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One of mine had a white poo the other day as was white just after few hours. She had a bone and some left over fat from the george forman. This has been dicsussed before on here and someone said it was something to do with iron in the foods giving out white turds.

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