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The Friday Joke


Bill Prawn

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A boy is walking down the path when a car pulls up beside him.

 

The driver winds down the window and says.

 

"If I give you a bag of lollies will you get in the car?"

 

"No" replies the boy.

 

"How about a bag of lollies and 10 pounds?" Asked the driver.

 

"No way" said the young lad.

 

"What about £50 and the lollies?" Asked the driver who was now crawling along the kerbside at walking pace to keep up with the boy.

 

"Not a Chance!" The boy answered "there's no way I'm getting in that car!"

 

"Ok then £100 and two bags of lollies." The now anxious driver asked, worrying that someone would see him.

 

"No bloody way am I sitting in there" the kid shouted back.

 

"Alright then what will it take to get you to come for a ride then?" Enquired the driver.

 

"Look Dad" said the boy "You bought a fu**ing Skoda now live with it!"

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Good one:)

 

My parents did actually buy a nasty brown skoda when I was in my teens, I hated getting in that car and would ask them to drop me off at the end of the road rather than outside school! We also went on holiday in it one year and it kept cutting out at junctions and roundabouts, you won't believe the stick you get while pushing a skoda round a roundabout!

 

The situation only got slightly better when they traded it in for a bright yellow Nissan Stanza!:rolleyes:

 

Vicki

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