Guest Geneb Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 There i was sat in a nice leather highbacked chair in the server room transferring all the company data to the new SBS Server and creating the accounts, while having a quick browse of the web. No problem there everything fine.... 2 hours earlier i had called into Mcdonalds for my 2x Double sausage and egg Muffins and 4x hash browns... back to server room i leaned forward tocheck the UPS and let this sonic fart out and believe me it reverberated on the leather quiet well, so i did the typical bloke thing and had a sniff and it was STRONG and said quietly to myself good'un. I then heard a little gag sound and then a cough from behind me, to my horror it was the office manager who is extreme fit she is totally stunning and i had just stunned her with my charm!! she just said i'll come back later and left. anyway the farts just wouldn't stop and the room was really starting to stink and the aircon was doing me no favours. anyway i finished the job and left via the offices and then i noticed all the women were looking at me and the guys were just grinning! thing was this really made me wanna fart again so i just clenched my cheeks and did a strange quick walk out. damn thing is i have to go back tomorrow to update software on the client machines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustGav Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robin Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 opps. The aircon really doesnt help does it? I often microwave curries/pizza at work and the subsequent afterburns in the server room do linger for hours. You really notice them when you go away to work else where and pop back in to the server room a couple of hours later only to be greeted by a stale air biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr lover Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 only 2x sausage and egg muffins and 4 hash browns.good to see you sticking to the diet mate. was it wimpy or burger king for lunch today?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2JG Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brettjones Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 thats just put a big grin on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 only 2x sausage and egg muffins and 4 hash browns.good to see you sticking to the diet mate. was it wimpy or burger king for lunch today?? heya buddy, nah it was neither your misus made me chips an fish fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 just like my grandad used to say" Better to fart an shit a little , than split your ass an die a cripple!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRD-Rob Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 I'm surprised it didn't knock her out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 ha ha lol you crack me up andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 heya buddy, nah it was neither your misus made me chips an fish fingers now andy your telling porkies cos me and ann spent the day together.you need some more original material... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz1 Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 i think you may have pulled there mate, as she was obviously talking about you:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markymark Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 :rlol:Funniest thing I've read all day:fart: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belly Posted August 30, 2007 Share Posted August 30, 2007 Try the bacon and egg tomorrow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 HAHAHA, what a good read. Very unfortunate mate, i bet you are dreading going back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs H Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 In stiches at the breakfast table:d thanks for the laugh! Your office manager must be like the the queen, who never farts:innocent: Vicki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamanC Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 just like my grandad used to say" Better to fart an shit a little , than split your ass an die a cripple!" How profound!! Could have been a lot worse Andy, imagine if you'd have followed through....... H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edge Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 that made me laugh so much i now have tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangerous brain Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Man whats the problem? I blow the rafters off most mornings. I delight in my stench. I dropped one so bad once it actually cleared a packed pub I stood there telling all that was leaving that it was me he he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 Man whats the problem? I blow the rafters off most mornings. I delight in my stench. I dropped one so bad once it actually cleared a packed pub I stood there telling all that was leaving that it was me he he he It's always better to blame someone else though! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted August 31, 2007 Share Posted August 31, 2007 In stiches at the breakfast table:d thanks for the laugh! Your office manager must be like the the queen, who never farts:innocent: Vicki Ah thing is she aint my office manager i was contracted in to do work for them hehe. Went back today and i took the hint with people making farty noises and the fact one of them strong jelly air fresheners had been put in the server room!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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