RedM Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I haven't broken up with my other half but love break-up songs. The more bitter the better. Shellac - Prayer to God To the one true God above Here is my prayer Not the first you heard But the first I’ve wrote Not the first but the others where along time ago There are two people here and I want you to kill them Her she can go quietly by disease or a blow To the base of her neck where her necklace is closed Where her garments come together, where I used to lay my face That’s where you ought to kill her, in that particular place Him just f**king kill him I don’t care if it hurts Yes I do I want it to F**king kill him but first Make him cry like a woman No particular woman Let him hold out Hold back Some one or other might come And f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already Kill him I’ll f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Emon - Fuck It. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DaveK Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I haven't broken up with my other half but love break-up songs. The more bitter the better. Shellac - Prayer to God To the one true God above Here is my prayer Not the first you heard But the first I’ve wrote Not the first but the others where along time ago There are two people here and I want you to kill them Her she can go quietly by disease or a blow To the base of her neck where her necklace is closed Where her garments come together where I use to lay my face That’s where you ought to kill her, in that particular place Him just f**king kill him I don’t care if it hurts Yes I do I want it to F**king kill him but first Make him cry like a woman No particular woman Let him hold out Hold back Some one or other might come And f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already Kill him I’ll f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Amen Hmm - particularly suitable when your partner has been cheating I guess! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I haven't broken up with my other half but love break-up songs. The more bitter the better. Shellac - Prayer to God To the one true God above Here is my prayer Not the first you heard But the first I’ve wrote Not the first but the others where along time ago There are two people here and I want you to kill them Her she can go quietly by disease or a blow To the base of her neck where her necklace is closed Where her garments come together, where I used to lay my face That’s where you ought to kill her, in that particular place Him just f**king kill him I don’t care if it hurts Yes I do I want it to F**king kill him but first Make him cry like a woman No particular woman Let him hold out Hold back Some one or other might come And f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already Kill him I’ll f**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Kill him already Kill him already Kill him Just f**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him already F**king kill him Kill him already Kill him F**king kill him F**king kill him Amen Nice!! Basically anything by Alanis Morrisett is pretty bitter and twisted. Kelly Clarkson also has a good go! H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 theres one called "your the reason our kids are ugly" but i dont know who its by Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 bin bags and glad rags . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaveK Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I remember playing Solitude (Black Sabbath) a lot when I split up with my first love many many years ago : My name it means nothing My fortune is less My future is shrouded in dark wilderness Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on Everything I posessed - now they are gone Oh where can I go to and what can I do? Nothing can please me only thoughts are of you You just laughed when I begged you to stay Ive not stopped crying since you went away The world is a lonely place - youre on your own Guess I will go home - sit down and moan. Crying and thinking is all that I do Memories I have remind me of you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Stretch- why did you do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom S Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Martin, ulterior motive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 She said it was just a figment of speech. And I said you mean 'figure'. And she said "no, figment", because she could never imagine it happening. But it did. When we first met, I played the shy boy. And when she spoke to me for the first time, my nose began to bleed. She guessed the rest. The next day we went on a bus ride to the ferry. And when nobody came to collect our fares, why I knew then this was something special. I couldn't stop thinking about her and every time I switched on the radio there was somebody else singing a song about the two of us. It was just like being on a fast ride at Fun Fair - the sort you want to get off because it's scary and then, as soon as you're off, you want to get straight back on again. But oh love is strange. And you have to learn to take the crunchy with the smooth I suppose. She began going out with Mr. Potato Head. It was when I saw her in the car park with his coat around her shoulders I realized. I went home and thought about the two of them together until the bath water went cold around me. I thought about her eyes and the curve of her breasts and about the point where their bodies met. I confronted her about it. I said 'I'm the most illegible bachelor in town' And she said 'Yeah, that's why I can never understand any of those silly letters you send me'. And then one day it happened - she cut her hair and I stopped loving her. -- Walk Away Renée (Version). Billy Bragg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guigsy Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 mc hammer - hammer time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraChick Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 mc hammer - hammer time hahahahahahaha!:rlol::rlol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwayne Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Jay Z - 99 problems (more of a just after she left song!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 "if you leave me now you'll take away the biggest part of me" The rest of the lyric has the words "house, kids and car " but cant remember in which order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Jay Z - 99 problems (more of a just after she left song!) for the older lot its "99 problems and/but a bitch aint one" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Emon - Fuck It. Surely Frankee's response to that song was better! "F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)" Oh oh Oooh No no no (You know there is two sides to every story) See I don't know why you cryin' like a bitch Talkin' shit like a snitch Why you write a song 'bout me If you really didn't care You wouldn't wanna share Tellin' everybody just how you feel Fuck what I did was your fault somehow Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack Well guess what yo, fuck you right back Fuck what I did was your fault somehow Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack Well guess what yo, fuck you right back You thought you could really make me moan I had better sex all alone (ha ha ha ha) I had to turn to your friend Now you want me to come back You must be smokin' crack Im goin' else where and thats a fact Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back Well guess what yo, your sex was wack Fuck all those nights I moaned real loud Fuck it, I faked it, aren't you proud Fuck all those nights you thought you broke my back Well guess what yo, your sex was wack Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea You questioned did I care Maybe I would have if you woulda gone down there Now it's over But I do admit i'm glad I didn't catch your crabs I can't sweat that cause I got to go Fuck what I did was your fault somehow Fuck the presents, I threw all that shit out Fuck all the cryin' it didn't mean jack Well guess what yo, fuck you right back. oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea You made me do this Apologies for the language but it was copy and paste and not me personally....... H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Surely Frankee's response to that song was better! "F.U.R.B. (F U Right Back)" Oh oh Oooh No no no (You know there is two sides to every story) Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea Whoa whoa Uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea oh oh uh uh yea You made me do this Apologies for the language but it was copy and paste and not me personally....... H. that has cracked me up :d:d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 I was alone my heart was cold it was a stone, my soul was lonely like a stone - there was no moss. And when I danced I danced alone but then I did not dance because I *was* alone. So I did not dance. I shuffled through life invisible to all the happy couples who would mock me with their merry laughter – “ha-ha-ha”. The only sound I heard in my lonely silent world was the rusty hammer of my heart nailing at the hatred in my soul. But then you came, and my life was turned upside down. You showed me the beauty of the things that I had never seen. Like a snowflake that melts on the eyelash of a startled deer. Or the painting of a dog that wears a deerstalker and smokes a pipe that made you laugh so heartily, but I had previously thought was rubbish. Or the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter but the intoxicating power of our love transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama where Mr. Duck’s embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing (quack quack quack quack quack). AND THEN YOU LEFT! And I have died a thousand deaths and I will die a thousand more! I thought you were an angel - you turned out to be a whore! And everything has turned to dust! Everything is infected with the plague! Why did you have to sleep with Craig? "Oh he's so sensitive, he's got a tattoo." Yeah, carving your name with a compass in my forehead was not enough for you! The snow flake on the eye of the deer has turned to puss that oozes from an open wound. The deer now blind it stumbles into a ravine. The duck lies shredded in a pancake, soaking in the hoisin of your lies. The dog has moved from the pipe to 60 cigarettes a day, and coughs away his life in the cold neon research lab of your betrayal. Of your betrayal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 steps - after the love has gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 i can't get in you've changed the lock, bye she's just a b-tch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 steps - after the love has gone Are you having a laugh?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathew Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 Are you having a laugh?? H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redtwinturbo Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 This place rings with echoes of Lives once lived, but now are lost Times spent wondering about tomorrow I don't care, if we lose it all tonight Up in flames, burning bright Warming the air of the world "I don't love you anymore", is all I remember you telling me, never have I felt so cold But I've no more blood to bleed 'cause my heart has been draining into the sea Steps I take in your footsteps Are getting me closer to what is left Of the dreams of what I once claimed to know Within my bones this resonates Boiling blood will circulate Could you tell me again what you did this for? "I don't love you anymore", is all I remember you telling me, never have I felt so cold But I've no more blood to bleed 'cause my heart has been draining into the sea Well still I wait with a hope inside of me (inside of me) So still I wait until again we meet, until again we meet Within my bones this resonates Boiling blood will circulate Could you tell me again what you did this for? "I don't love you anymore", is all I remember you telling me, never have I felt so cold But I've no more blood to bleed 'cause my heart has been draining into the sea And still I wait with a hope inside of me And still I wait. Rise Against - Blood To Bleed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 27, 2007 Share Posted August 27, 2007 How about this for a twisted bitch - Alanis, You ought to know! "You Oughta Know" I want you to know, that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on you in a theatre Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, till you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you fuck her Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able To make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, til you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know Cause the joke that you laid on the bed that was me And I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes and you know it And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it...well can you feel it And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know H. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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