Bill Prawn Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed." "I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep. Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold." "OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard." Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold." The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket." Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night." "You're right," says the priest. "Get your own fu**ing blankets." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 very good...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 very good...! Thank you. That means a lot coming from you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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garetheves Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 The return of The Prawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 The return of The Prawn Just for this week. I'd noticed the standard has dropped on this site since I went went away, so I decided it was time to return some quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Just for this week. I'd noticed the standard has dropped on this site since I went went away, so I decided it was time to return some quality There have been some shockers. Im sure you'll get the bug again and it will become a regular thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gerry Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Great to see your (cheesey) Friday Joke again Bill Fridays havn't been the same... G Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Great joke!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Very good:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet. "Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes." So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams – the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage. "Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth. "Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious?" "Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal." "Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet. "Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes." So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams – the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage. "Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth. "Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious?" "Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal." "Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream." errr ooops!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 What, the link doesn't work?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 A penguin takes his car to a mechanic because there is a funny noise coming from under the bonnet. "Leave it with me," says the mechanic. "Come back in 20 minutes." So, off goes the penguin. It's a pretty hot day, and he's a cool weather kind of guy so on spotting an ice cream van he goes and buys himself a 99. Now, penguins aren't very good at eating ice creams – the lack of opposable thumbs makes it tricky. So by the time the penguin has finished his 99, he is completely covered in ice cream. It is all over his beak and all over his flippers. Feeling a little sticky, he goes back to the garage. "Oh, hello," says the mechanic, wiping his hands on a cloth. "Hello," replies the penguin. "Was it anything serious?" "Not really, but it looks like you've blown a seal." "Oh no, no, no!" says the penguin, wiping his mouth. "It's just ice cream." I love that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 24, 2007 Share Posted August 24, 2007 Thats good, if the link doesn't work it can't be a re-post:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill Prawn Posted August 24, 2007 Author Share Posted August 24, 2007 Thats good, if the link doesn't work it can't be a re-post:d No the link won't work, but sadly it is a re-post http://www.mkivsupra.net/vbb/showthread.php?t=73601&highlight=penguin+seal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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