RedM Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'm well into having a job where I get to use several languages, have multiple passports, be adept at armed/unarmed fighting, know computer stuff, melt into crowds, receive instructions and go on missions at the drop of a hat etc etc even if it means having slighly shady paymasters that may double-cross me meaning I have to bring some revenge and kickassery to their door and that I may, also, occasionally have to kill people even if I think they might be innocent. Trouble is I don't know any shady departments of government agencies. Can anyone hook me up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Bourne on telly last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorin Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 It's not all as glamorous as you make it sound, the pension plan is shocking, and don't even get me started on the health care package. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 im sure the guy i work with is a spy! we call him Albert the Spy. it all started when he told us he was watching a lady in her flat which was opposite where he worked. maybe we should have called him Albert the pervert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page583.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 In all seriousness, I have been offered private contractor work in the middle east where a lot of what you mention is considered the norm. Unless you have extensive military training it's not possible (xbox games don't count!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page583.html Nice one. Think they'll let me have a gun and live in Paris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tbourner Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Depends, you'll have a long process of applications to go through, they'll likely tap all your emails and internet and stuff, see who you have contact with, check out your citizenship, and then the interview processes start - at which you'll be psychoanalysed and they'll then have some idea of whether to stick you on a desk or put you in a more information sensitive role - from there you may be able to show you have certain abilities that would allow you to move 'up' to the types of job you're hoping for. I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibbleyuk Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Im gonna apply next year... Maybe i shouldnt post that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pot Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you afterwards, and it's my day off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 trouble is everyone knows who you are now and what car you drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pig Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (xbox games don't count!) Doh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibbleyuk Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 trouble is everyone knows who you are now and what car you drive. haha what dont they give me a aston!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I've not got he stomach for these shenanigans. I'd be the International Man of Dysentry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Bourne on telly last night? No shit!! I did think though that RedM would be good at this, as I was watching it..... I've not got he stomach for these shenanigans. I'd be the International Man of Dysentry. Oh god!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I've not got he stomach for these shenanigans. I'd be the International Man of Dysentry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheefa Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 You could start off your own business no doubt. I'm sure it's not too hard to acquire a powerful rifle and go on a shooting/evasive spree across the Continents. If it's targets you want too, I've got a good 8 on my list that you can help me out with? I'd pay you, but not until I've removed and sold each of their kidneys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burna Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I'd pay you, but not until I've removed and sold each of their kidneys. I like your thinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 http://www.sis.gov.uk/output/Page583.html sis...don't you have to have the I bit for that job??.....Hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 sis...don't you have to have the I bit for that job??.....Hehe Either you can't spell sissy, or I have completely lost you bud?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snake Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 can you get insurance on the db9 and would you delare the mods flame thrower,ejector seat etc:flasher: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supra61 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Either you can't spell sissy, or I have completely lost you bud?! as link in previous post,sis.Secret intelligence service.Don't you thave to have the I bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 blimey, think i might actually apply for a job with the SIS. looks like they take any level of IT nerd! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 as link in previous post,sis.Secret intelligence service.Don't you thave to have the I bit. Jesus, I TOTALLY missed what you were getting at!! LMAO:D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Jesus, I TOTALLY missed what you were getting at!! LMAO:D:D:D Hahaha. Yeah well we can't all be intelligent eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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