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What would you put into Room 101??


garetheves

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1. The kids of today and their gang/knife culture.

2. Asylum seeking freeloaders.

3. BMW's.

4. BMW drivers.

5. Reality TV.

6. "Celebrities" who think they're SO f'king important for just existing.

7. The EU and their blasted rule makers.

8. Civil Servants who've got nothing better to do than to keep making more rules or changing things for the sake of it. FFS just leave it alone!

9. Speed humps.

10. Crap road surfaces.

 

 

 

 

11. Diesel spills. ;)

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People that put the toilet roll on back-to-front, so that the paper comes off the roll close to the wall. FFS, how hard can it be to put it on the right way?

 

Managers that time you when you go for a piss but leave Permies asleep in their chair when "it's pretty quiet right now"

 

People that don't leave iTrader ratings for bad service.

 

The price of petrol/beer/cigarettes in the UK.

 

People that can't hold a conversation because they've got to stop and read/write this oh so important text message.

 

Web sites that require you to make an account before you can see the page you're looking for.

 

Anyone that uses the :eyebrows: smiley and doesn't realise it makes them look conceited.

 

PC fucking World

 

The fact you can't buy decent trainers any more.

 

People that still haven't turned their rear fog lights off 8 fucking hours after it was raining a bit on the way to work this morning.

 

Anyone that drives around with their front fog lights on (even if it is foggy - you don't need them) you sir, are a prize wanker.

 

Other people's kids.

 

Cristiano Ronaldo

 

Stonechips

 

Artex

 

People that wear hats while driving.

 

People that think convertible/aerotop cars are cool

 

Short daylight in the winter.

 

Being cold.

 

Being hot.

 

Veilside spoilers.

 

Chrome wheels.

 

iPods

 

Anyone with an eyebrow piercing.

 

Men who wear jewellery.

 

The fashion of having underpants above the waistline of jeans.

 

People that watch Big Brother.

 

F1 being on ITV

 

Uneven tyre wear.

 

Paying some mechanic/plasterer/tarmaccer/roofer/painter/kitchen fitter/twat good money to do a job you could have done yourself only to find he's a clueless wanker and you could've done a better job yourself.

 

The fragility of floppy discs.

 

Adverts on TV

 

Adverts on web sites

 

Estate agents

 

Linux/Mac snobs who don't actually use *nix for a living all day long and have had quite enough of that shit for today thank you very much.

 

Ridiculously easy phone-in competitions on TV all the bloody time.

 

The people that apparently spend their own money phoning the ridiculously easy phone-in competitions that are on TV all the bloody time. I mean, as hard as it is to believe, there must be enough people that are actually stupid enough to phone in to make it worth the TV company's while to bore the shit out of the rest of us.

 

Dog The Bounty Hunter.

 

Scottish people that move to England because the pay/weather/neighbours/standard of living/life expectancy/everything is better down here, and then bang on about how lovely Scotland is, and Scottish people are, and then drive about in their shitty cars with Saltire/Ecosse badges/stickers on their car so everyone knows how patriotic they are, honest.

 

People that use MSN Messenger and Internet Explorer even though you've told them not to but still ring you up to fix their PC each time they got another virus.

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The loan adverts on telly.

Sunday drivers doing one speed (slow) on all roads.

The human rights act.

Beauraracy / red tape.

Stupid targets for key services (police, fire, ambulance etc).

MP's allowances and pensions, well done you have F**ked up the country here is 100K a year enjoy.

petrol tax.

The whole global warming danger brigade.

The Eu constitution.

France

Human interest stories on slow news days.

Those damn beauty adverts claiming to turn back the years.

Packaging on electrical goods.

Judges

The Lords

Celebrity

The ampersand symbol (&)

Rust

Superglue

Text speak

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