garetheves Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Stolen from another forum but i dont care. Id put: 1. Speed Cameras. 2. Those tiny rat like dogs that celebrities carry around as fashion accessories. 3. Man City Football Club. 4. Shaving 5. BMW drivers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Chavs Emo folk Speed cameras Rat dogs *spare* for anything annoying me on the way there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 This thread? Only joking.. Chavs/BMW's/police/redm...etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Chavs Eurovision song contest Cricket Softcore porn French Rim Spinners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Rim Spinners???? Errr whats that sex code for ED?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ewen Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Primark Other than that, lifes pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. chavs 2. speed cameras 3. BMW drivers 4. learner drivers 5. ugly fat chicks who wear skimpy clothes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlotte Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Sellotape without the 'easy tear' option - always gets stuck on your teeth! Cans without ring pulls. Jeremy Kyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Rim Spinners???? Errr whats that sex code for ED?? http://www.mysweettemptation.com/store/image.php?productid=1646 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian W Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 http://www.mysweettemptation.com/store/image.php?productid=1646 How much?? I got mine much cheaper than that. Having said that, my few pieces of 2x4 stuck together with no more nails doesn't quite look as good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Big Brother, no contest! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraStar 3000 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 How much?? I got mine much cheaper than that. Having said that, my few pieces of 2x4 stuck together with no more nails doesn't quite look as good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Reality TV Speed limits CEO short term contracts & their target related bonus's Shite bodykits chav's & the culture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedM Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. Essex 2. Room 101 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 1. The kids of today and their gang/knife culture. 2. Asylum seeking freeloaders. 3. BMW's. 4. BMW drivers. 5. Reality TV. 6. "Celebrities" who think they're SO f'king important for just existing. 7. The EU and their blasted rule makers. 8. Civil Servants who've got nothing better to do than to keep making more rules or changing things for the sake of it. FFS just leave it alone! 9. Speed humps. 10. Crap road surfaces. 11. Diesel spills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 People that put the toilet roll on back-to-front, so that the paper comes off the roll close to the wall. FFS, how hard can it be to put it on the right way? Managers that time you when you go for a piss but leave Permies asleep in their chair when "it's pretty quiet right now" People that don't leave iTrader ratings for bad service. The price of petrol/beer/cigarettes in the UK. People that can't hold a conversation because they've got to stop and read/write this oh so important text message. Web sites that require you to make an account before you can see the page you're looking for. Anyone that uses the smiley and doesn't realise it makes them look conceited. PC fucking World The fact you can't buy decent trainers any more. People that still haven't turned their rear fog lights off 8 fucking hours after it was raining a bit on the way to work this morning. Anyone that drives around with their front fog lights on (even if it is foggy - you don't need them) you sir, are a prize wanker. Other people's kids. Cristiano Ronaldo Stonechips Artex People that wear hats while driving. People that think convertible/aerotop cars are cool Short daylight in the winter. Being cold. Being hot. Veilside spoilers. Chrome wheels. iPods Anyone with an eyebrow piercing. Men who wear jewellery. The fashion of having underpants above the waistline of jeans. People that watch Big Brother. F1 being on ITV Uneven tyre wear. Paying some mechanic/plasterer/tarmaccer/roofer/painter/kitchen fitter/twat good money to do a job you could have done yourself only to find he's a clueless wanker and you could've done a better job yourself. The fragility of floppy discs. Adverts on TV Adverts on web sites Estate agents Linux/Mac snobs who don't actually use *nix for a living all day long and have had quite enough of that shit for today thank you very much. Ridiculously easy phone-in competitions on TV all the bloody time. The people that apparently spend their own money phoning the ridiculously easy phone-in competitions that are on TV all the bloody time. I mean, as hard as it is to believe, there must be enough people that are actually stupid enough to phone in to make it worth the TV company's while to bore the shit out of the rest of us. Dog The Bounty Hunter. Scottish people that move to England because the pay/weather/neighbours/standard of living/life expectancy/everything is better down here, and then bang on about how lovely Scotland is, and Scottish people are, and then drive about in their shitty cars with Saltire/Ecosse badges/stickers on their car so everyone knows how patriotic they are, honest. People that use MSN Messenger and Internet Explorer even though you've told them not to but still ring you up to fix their PC each time they got another virus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazboy Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Jake for deputy PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geneb Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Put Yorkshire in and do the world a favour. And Aerotops are cool Jake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd_t Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 haha Jake has already posted 4 out of 5 of mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Jake for President Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angie Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Having a bad day, Jake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havard Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 I love you Jake!! H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Bad night at work Jake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Thats more like it Jake, get it all off your chest mate. Bet you feel better now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colsoop Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 The loan adverts on telly. Sunday drivers doing one speed (slow) on all roads. The human rights act. Beauraracy / red tape. Stupid targets for key services (police, fire, ambulance etc). MP's allowances and pensions, well done you have F**ked up the country here is 100K a year enjoy. petrol tax. The whole global warming danger brigade. The Eu constitution. France Human interest stories on slow news days. Those damn beauty adverts claiming to turn back the years. Packaging on electrical goods. Judges The Lords Celebrity The ampersand symbol (&) Rust Superglue Text speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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