juanchan Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Firstly, apologies if it's a repost. I hadn't read it in a while and it made me smile, so enjoy! I am sure EVERYONE has had some experience not being able to say at least one of the downright impossible! Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk. a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . . a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting you. g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination. I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. k) Look, it would be great to sh*g but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning. l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something. m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off. n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackie Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Things that are difficult to say when i'm sober. a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobSheffield Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 From the email again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 From the email again? :d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyB Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 nice one that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ECK Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 when drunk the only thing i have a hard time saying is "NO":) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnd-mkiv Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 when drunk the only thing i have a hard time saying is "NO":) lol beat me to it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPRALOOPY Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Whats drunk??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garetheves Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 From the email again? Someone block his email account...please Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juanchan Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 Someone block his email account...please I'm only up to December '05, so there's loads left where these awful ones came from Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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