Jump to content
The mkiv Supra Owners Club

Joke


turbonut

Recommended Posts

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business

function.

 

 

Cloudy-headed and in pain, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

 

Next to the aspirin and water stands a single red rose!

 

He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

 

Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,

spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes as he turns on the

bathroom light and notices a post-it on the mirror:

 

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - I Love you!!"

 

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

 

His son is also at the table, eating.

 

Sheepishly, Jack asks,

 

"Son...what happened last night?"

 

"Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and almost broke your nose when you ran into the bedroom door."

 

"Okay...so, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

 

His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed...

 

 

 

....'Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!'".

 

:D

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.
Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Restore formatting

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue. You might also be interested in our Guidelines, Privacy Policy and Terms of Use.