turbonut Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. Cloudy-headed and in pain, he forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Next to the aspirin and water stands a single red rose! He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. He takes the aspirins, cringes as he turns on the bathroom light and notices a post-it on the mirror: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping - I Love you!!" He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Sheepishly, Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" "Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and almost broke your nose when you ran into the bedroom door." "Okay...so, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, THAT! Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed... ....'Leave me alone, bitch, I'm married!'". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chumpalot Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Good one that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ads Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 good one Linda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Massey Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 ha ha ,i need to remember that when i next get wasted lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neil tt Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Very good:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Not bad for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbonut Posted August 21, 2007 Author Share Posted August 21, 2007 at least I post jokes You could post another pic of yourself, that would have everyone in stitches :rlol: lolx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eve Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 He he - I like it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitesupraboy2 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 at least I post jokes You could post another pic of yourself, that would have everyone in stitches :rlol: lolx Im warming it up :whip: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieren1234 Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 hahaha very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobbeh Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Hehe very good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupraPL Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Very good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ivan Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Linda - could you change that avatar please? It's beginning to get to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pig Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Haha, brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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